Joel Dsouza @_the_avg_gatsby

Living the zeitgeist by scrolling through BoredPanda and watching cat videos for hours. Joined January 2022

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ismosis @chesticled

3 days ago

why not make every human interaction a carefully curated and pre-planned experience that you can only join if you pay exorbitant amounts for it until we’re hollowed out of everything that makes us human

Siddharth @sidsimharaju

4 days ago

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gordon @gordonramashray

2 weeks ago

taylor swift got engaged on ganesh chaturthi jai maharashtra

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Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu

3 weeks ago

I'm all for Independence day celebrations but playing 'zindagi maut na ban jaye sambhalo yaaro' at the airport is probably not the best way to do it

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vas @vasumanmoza

2 months ago

If you ever feel stupid just remember there’s someone out there that bought a jpg of a cartoon monkey for $3,400,000

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kaav @kaavyya

3 months ago

women making personalities around matcha globally is a recession indicator

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atharva @alynchiandream

4 months ago

You get just one life, don't spend it living near Bangalore's ORR

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dennis @dennismacelroy

4 months ago

prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva

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Joel Dsouza @_the_avg_gatsby

4 months ago

What are the odds that Love Aaj Kal would break this lol

Nishanth Vijayan @nishanth_who

4 months ago

What are the odds that Love Aaj Kal would break this lol https://t.co/zI42616Eb4

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memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor

5 months ago

Tariffs_calcNEW_updatedFINALFINAL.xlsx

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Joel Dsouza @_the_avg_gatsby

5 months ago

Looking out for a semi/fully furnished 2bhk on rent (with car parking). Help a brother out. Coffee/beer on me if I get something! Please DM if you have leads @BangaloreRoomi

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Neil Renic @NC_Renic

5 months ago

I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on

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PenPencilDraw @penpencildraw

6 months ago

Offence taken.

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Vaidehi Murthy @ButVai

6 months ago

Who called it a horoscope and not signs fiction?

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Joel Dsouza @_the_avg_gatsby

6 months ago

NEED !!!!!

Drought @_drought

6 months ago

NEED !!!!!

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Joel Dsouza @_the_avg_gatsby

6 months ago

There's a wannabe MMA guy sitting besides me at a Third Wave watching Galdiator and trying to punch the screen / actor?? Someone fucking help me pls

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Snake Oil Salesman @ghuubear

6 months ago

🔸when you have no desire to do something, that absence of desire is simply a fact. 🔸calling this lack of desire a "problem" is your interpretation, not a fact. 🔸for example, not wanting to learn how to code is just a fact, not a problem. 🔸however, your interpretation reveals…