natty cat @_thomsonn

I just want a real life Harvey Kinkle Joined January 2014

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natty cat @_thomsonn

2 years ago

dropped off a dress at the seamstress, but left with a dose of oil of oregano and a recipe for pepper spray … 5 stars

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natty cat @_thomsonn

2 years ago

the worst part about being a heterosexual female is that your only options are heterosexual males 🤢

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natty cat @_thomsonn

2 years ago

my bf said the song houdini reminds him of my anti-social/irish exit antics and I’ve never felt so seen- loml 🥹

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natty cat @_thomsonn

2 years ago

how can taking a stroll on a warm spring night with your headphones on full volume be more satisfying than climaxing idk but I do know it is

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natty cat @_thomsonn

2 years ago

Corporate life sucks but then again I also am lucky enough to have a boss who communicates with me via Drake gifs so gotta keep it in perspective

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

Why does my cat look like she wants lead a one-party totalitarian police state under the facade of communism

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without fail, every time I go to get an IUD put in, I can hear in other room beside me the fetal heartbeat examination, which means they can hear me on their side when I scream bloody murder as dr puts the device in me. Such a fun, diverse place here.

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

worked over 12 hours today,and all I can think about is kimmy k scolding all us peasants for not wanting to work. GURL I don’t want to work ‘cause my job isn’t picking out colors for a thong and making more money in a day than I will ever see in my entire life doing so 😭

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

lol the first time I ever book 2 weeks off for vacation and my direct report puts in her two weeks notice on my first day of vacation so I no longer get vacation 🙃 #merryfuckingchristmas

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

New productivity challenge: eat an edible near EOD to see how many emails I can smash out before constructing sentences starts perplexing and overwhelming me

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

When you’re bf knows what’s up 🤪

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

Say it louder for the boys in the back

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Aislinglouaaa @Aislinglouyt

3 years ago

The murder of Freya is barbaric. A beautiful animal who was doing no harm & would have moved on eventually. Shame on officials for killing her & the selfish idiots who continued to ignore the warnings. Animals are not a attraction for your entertainment. #FreyaTheWalrus

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Dr Tom Montgomery @DrTOMontgomery

3 years ago

#FreyaTheWalrus Now they've killed Freya, the gentle walrus who meant no harm to anyone. It's indefensible. Wild animals increasingly have no safe place in this world. Every single person who ignored the warnings should be deeply ashamed. She had her whole life to live.

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

But like, not on Friday nights right?

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

I came; I saw; I conquered (came 2 hours late) (saw people for an agonizing 45 min) (conquered the irish exit)

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Lisa @lisawoolll

4 years ago

There's just something so much better about being drunk in the warm weather vs when it's cold 🙌

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

Celebrating my failure to join the 27 club is less painful because of cats and cottage vibes (yes I’m morbid & dreary that’s why I have a black cat what did u expect)

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natty cat @_thomsonn

3 years ago

I had the most violently sexual eye glance exchange with this gorgeous girl at a red light and we were both on bicycles…only problem was my boyfriend was just behind me 😭