【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

ʺ i'm gonna go out doin' the thing i love. . . screwin' around with another man's wife. ʺ —————————————————————— penned by jo .【 ┘】 writer is 16. 【 ┘】PINNED BYF Joined October 2020

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

pshh, they're just fuckin' snowflakes.

⇲ Jared Kleinman. @insnlycool

a year ago

pshh, they're just fuckin' snowflakes.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

man, you can't say *anything these days.

⇲ Jared Kleinman. @insnlycool

a year ago

man, you can't say *anything these days.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

|| absolutely NAILED my return to ted

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

the woke left isn't gonna like this one.

⇲ Jared Kleinman. @insnlycool

a year ago

the woke left isn't gonna like this one.

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⇲ Jared Kleinman. @insnlycool

3 years ago

⠀ ┅┅ ❝ Don't contradict, and don't make shit up. It's foolproof. Literally nothing I tell my parents is true, and they have no idea. ❞ ⇊ rules, bio & more: notion.so/JARED-KLEINMAN…

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

i did. made me realize what a fucking douche you are. [ his next comment might be unwise, but seeing faraday again is bringing out the worst in him. ] no wonder dimitri fuckin' left you.

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

i did. made me realize what a fucking douche you are. [ his next comment might be unwise, but seeing faraday again is bringing out the worst in him. ] no wonder dimitri fuckin' left you.

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ꨄ @lostaffections

a year ago

he doesn't hate him, he came to realize, and that's what he hated.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

that's not what it is. maybe if you hadn't disappeared for over a year, i'd fucking consider it.

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

that's not what it is. maybe if you hadn't disappeared for over a year, i'd fucking consider it.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ he raises his eyebrows at the slip-up, but doesn't comment on it. ] you know *why. i don't understand why you, of all people, find it funny.

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

[ he raises his eyebrows at the slip-up, but doesn't comment on it. ] you know *why. i don't understand why you, of all people, find it funny.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ ted tries to keep his composure, but really he almost throws up. ] oh. *that.

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

[ ted tries to keep his composure, but really he almost throws up. ] oh. *that.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ raising an eyebrow. ] support me? support me how, exactly?

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

[ raising an eyebrow. ] support me? support me how, exactly?

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ he furrows his eyebrows, never sure when faraday's telling the truth or not. ] never better. [ clearly a lie. ]

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

[ he furrows his eyebrows, never sure when faraday's telling the truth or not. ] never better. [ clearly a lie. ]

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

well, last i knew, you had the plague. [ he snaps like he's made a realization, then, facetiously, ] *that's what it was. you were sleeping off the plague, weren't you? [ deadpan. ] cough.

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

well, last i knew, you had the plague. [ he snaps like he's made a realization, then, facetiously, ] *that's what it was. you were sleeping off the plague, weren't you? [ deadpan. ] cough.

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

|| the bubonic plague in question:

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

3 years ago

|| the bubonic plague in question:

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ at that, ted actually does smile. a little bit. ] i never said i was mad at you. where'd you get that from, if you don't remember anything?

×¦ faraday @foryoursafetyy

a year ago

[ at that, ted actually does smile. a little bit. ] i never said i was mad at you. where'd you get that from, if you don't remember anything?

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|| ted and faraday’s last conversations involved ted telling faraday he doesn’t like being called theodore and faraday getting mad, and then also faraday saying “oh no cough cough i’ve caught the plague”

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【 ┘】 @_toasleazeball

a year ago

[ he almost smiles, then remembers they're hardly on good terms. ] ha. yeah, so you've told me. [ at faraday's second comment, he scoffs again. ] hey, some of us age like normal people, eh? we can't all be not-vampires.