la concha de la lora @_twerko
please don’t read my tweets. this is my diary Joined June 2011-
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Why did God give me both a lack of attention span and a tolerance to stimulants
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Listen, all I’m saying is thank god Trisha Paytas wasn’t pregnant
Metal is the greatest genre of music and New York is the greatest city on earth!!!!
Most of what motivates me to be a good person is fear that one day god will curse me with a picky eater child
Lofi blast beats to rage and destroy the nuclear family to
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70 years ago btw for the people who are bad at math. Not that long ago at all.
Calling constipation “irregularity” is so funny, cus it’s like…no. This is actually what’s regular for me
The two genders are horny on close friends and mental breakdown on close friends
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this beer tastes like everybody wants to know how i feel about israel
I wish I could go back in time and tell the priest at my first confession something so unhinged and totally not age appropriate for an 8 year old
so-called “progressive” parents when their daughter is childless and unwed at 28
*staring at the man who just asked for my number* well, it’s nothing a mustache couldn’t fix
Metric system is cool until a runner gives me her pace in min/km. Wtf are you even talking about
When I see … a man… with a full head of hair …wearing a hat…it’s like……that’s not for you
I love being a girl bc you can see another girl and be like “wow. I love your shirt” and she’s like “wow. I love your pants” and then you make out. Passionately
RIP Brian Wilson you would’ve loved buying polka dot bars from the weed man
me n Jon a lot of days tbh
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is this anything?
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if i send you this it means im about to do a ton of drugs at your house then tweet all your secrets after you ask me to leave
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i don’t
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