me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

thriving in the present so that I can make history // rock chalk // she/her LFK Joined February 2014

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

7 months ago

Lawrence taking down the downtown red Christmas lights before March Madness is DUMB and I am MAD.

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

9 months ago

Not to be dramatic but Lawrence not salting the downtown sidewalks is actually fucking crazy

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

10 months ago

Hahahah no it’s super healthy for your employees to have a mental breakdown about the Christmas pop up bar (that’s not even open yet!!!). 10/10 you should definitely keep it up!!!

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krim @MikuMessi

12 months ago

LMAOOO

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6len ʚїɞ @6len0022

a year ago

imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple. i cry

George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog

a year ago

imagine being so tiny that your house is literally just an apple. i cry

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

a year ago

My bank account rn because I bought tickets to California one single week in advance

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One of my ✨old✨ regulars hadn’t been in since like April and I was approximately one day away from looking at obituaries from the last 3 months but he is BACK and also came to see me on HIS birthday. I’ve never been more excited to see a grumpy old man!

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

a year ago

I love all bees except for this fuzzy little guy that stung the heck out of my big toe

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michael @FilledwithUrine

a year ago

sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

a year ago

Obsessed with this girly that has an emotional support Silly Band. “I never leave home without it!!” baby I bet you don’t tell me moreeeee

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

a year ago

“Is it possible this is tequila??” The vodka soda you JUST watched me pour? No I don’t think it’s tequila my dude

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

a year ago

My friend that works next door at the cafe quit her job and bought ME a celebration gift?? Are u kidding 😭😭🫶🏼

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2000s @PopCulture2000s

2 years ago

bridgit mendler has the most incredible resume ever seen

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Danielle @toepacktoe

2 years ago

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

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A.J. @ajhisnandez

2 years ago

this photo? i’m speechless. that’s a rock star baby!!!

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

2 years ago

“Don’t worry about staying until close, just lock up whenever” 🧐🧐 mmmmkay so what time ~can~ I leave bc I’ll get out of here as soon I cannnn

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

2 years ago

I’m just a simple woman that’s trying to steal a glass from a bar and the people I’m with won’t stop mentioning the fact that I’m taking the glass >:(

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me(L) 👻🖤 @_ughmelissa

2 years ago

no bc why are you eating chips in our new bed and watching tv super loud at 5:30am and then getting mad when I wake up grumpy

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marg ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @BetttysCardigan

2 years ago

“AAAAATENTION Texas roadhouse I have a special birthday guest with me today! My friend Taylor is turning 34 years old today, so on the count of 3 I need you to stop what you're doin, swallow what you're chewin, and give me your loudest proudest Texas-sized yeehaw! 1 2 3 YEEHAW”