selyob aivila @_uhliviuhh
‘I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level’ Flavortown, USA Joined October 2011-
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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted you’re just awake. Have a nice day.
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I think I'll miss science the most.
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If he ain’t vote, he gets no throat. That’s the rule.
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I can play it by ear if I have advance notice that we are going to be playing it by ear
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I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂
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Me: did you brush your teeth this morning? My kid: yes. Me: well I just felt your toothbrush and it’s completely dry. My kid:
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“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”
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kamala is better than me cause i would’ve walked on that stage with this printed on my shirt
Whoever is on microphone muting duty, you should start looking for another job.
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lol
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I’m tired of complaining about being hot, I’m ready to complain about being cold
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i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined
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Waking up 1-0 for the first time in 5 years Finally.
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me at the aquarium looking at all the fish
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I’m just going to say it… There’s too many kinds of lightbulbs.
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