Ukombozi @_ukombozi

Ruto should go now. Kenya Joined October 2019

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Ukombozi @_ukombozi

15 hours ago

Huwa mnride on bullshit, clicks na misinformation .. just say the driver shot and killed two people and he actually deserved worse than car torching.

BL!NKER @blincuer

2 days ago

Huwa mnride on bullshit, clicks na misinformation .. just say the driver shot and killed two people and he actually deserved worse than car torching.

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Ukombozi @_ukombozi

15 hours ago

Not even saltbae could withstand this cooking..

Bolt Oprah 🎤 @wairishhh_

2 days ago

Not even saltbae could withstand this cooking..

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Baba Gatungati @Muniu_Muniu

2 days ago

You quit work for a man, the marriage flopped and now you’re lecturing strangers from the front seat of an Alto at 1am. With the same brain? Sit this one out, Bolt Oprah!

Bolt Oprah 🎤 @wairishhh_

2 days ago

You quit work for a man, the marriage flopped and now you’re lecturing strangers from the front seat of an Alto at 1am. With the same brain? Sit this one out, Bolt Oprah!

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Řõððïę @Its_Roddie

2 days ago

Mafans wa Roro huwa na mdomo kuliko wa Messi.. Ingekua ni Roro alibeba World Cup, hiyo discussion ya GOAT ingekua dusted.. Messi fans ni softies who can't go noise for noise😂😂😂

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felloh @ngughii

2 days ago

Mwizi anakuiba then anakuuma maskio before aende, that's so funny😭

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Mubi @otfmubi

3 days ago

Frame 2 😂😂

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Njuguna @coolkid__8

2 days ago

Dem anafika kejani ka ameitisha refund ya pesa ametumia Kwa cab 😂😂😂 what are you? An escort?

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Mtu ako na thought process inakaa hivi na haoni iko flawed? In 2025, women outpace men in corporate jobs lakini bado kuna story za "refund my fare." If she finds a problem spending 500 on fare she's using, will she ever contribute 500K+ to the partnership? Not like I have a…

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Oku @oku_yungx

3 days ago

Sperm cramp is real. Something men can’t say but go through 5 times every month.

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Okong' Okuna @XivTroy

2 days ago

I look forward to walking along the beaches of coast waters soon. There is a woman over there & I think I like her. A lot actually. I wish I had a why for it. I don't. She just is & it makes me happy. Something may come of it. Or not. But I guess we'll never know if we don't try.

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Okong' Okuna @XivTroy

2 days ago

There is a little, secret sting that comes with final parting: when you go on a date and realize it is the last one for you, when you hear an ex that you haven't spoken to in years get married, or when you simply decide to never speak to someone you liked again.

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Njuguna @coolkid__8

2 days ago

Dating someone who's interested in you will save you from alot of shenanigans mi huona hii app, juu mi ka mtu ana measure mapenzi Na the number of mpesa messages amepata with my name on it hatuwezi Enda mbali 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ukombozi @_ukombozi

2 days ago

Back left wanasema uquote bei tu .

Wagathima_ @_stayliquidd

2 days ago

Back left wanasema uquote bei tu .

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teaa🍡 @teaaa_04

3 days ago

You need good friends. You need community. You need family. You can’t do this life alone.

Elara @mom___88

3 days ago

You need good friends. You need community. You need family. You can’t do this life alone.

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Okong' Okuna @XivTroy

2 days ago

The other day I was at a bus stop, and a few buses stopped and left until I found one I liked. Then it occurred to me that the other buses no longer mattered after they left. The entirety of my life was now in the bus I just boarded. It was the most important bus in my life.

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Stunnar @ambrooky__

4 days ago

Gynaecologist anatumia gloves lakini we champee unatumia ulimi

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Njuguna @coolkid__8

3 days ago

Planned kid aliosha my boy jamrick

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Career Roach @pmuoge

5 days ago

Hanifa explained how madrasa teachers are sodomising boys up north and how they use goats as compensation and then we proceed to do it on a national level.