Valoshka Kroshka @_valoshka
in love with science and sarcasm the Earth Joined August 2011-
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гэтыя апошнія марозныя дні навучылі мяне, што зімой ў кожнага кіроўцы ў сумачцы павінны валяцца запальніца і бутэлька водкі… (на выпадак замерзлых замкоў і амываек)😅
мая першая фраза пасля выхаду з-пад наркоза: я хачу скруціцца клубочкам. і адказ: нельга, зайка.
у В'етнаме за сто даляроў можна купіць аж 80 кг манга або толькі 12 кг чарэшні
абавязковы пункцік у паліклінічнага доктара падчас прыёма - раскрытыкаваць лячэнне, назначанае ў ладэ
божачкі, захварэла ў трэці раз за гэты месяц. у студзені на лекі патрачана больш, чым на ежу, кавярні і бенз разам! не памятаю, як гэта, быць здаровай і поўнай энергіі
гляджу серыял 1985га года. у адной серыі мужчына называе жанчыну сэксісткай у кантэксце, што гэта дрэнна. але ў расейскай агучцы гэты момант пераклалі, быццам ён называе яе феміністкай, і гэта гучыць як пагарда. вата фак
паказчык таго, што я жыву ў старым раёне горада: у вайлдбэрыз ніколі няма чаргі, на пошце ў любы час 40+ чалавек
дарагі Санта, прынясі мне, калі ласка, такія снегаступы, як у Легаласа
Як называецца гэтая хвароба, калі ты адчуваеш амаль фізічны боль, калі глядзіш на незаточаныя алоўкі?
сёння, парушыўшы правілы прыярытэту, мне пад калёсы выехала жанчына. здарэння цудам атрымалася пазбегнуць. у якасьці выбачэнняў, жанчына даслала мне паветраны пацалунак. ну ок)🤷♀️
у 100% выпадкаў, калі я зранку нешта прасую, выходзячы з кватэры і праходзячы адзін лесвічны пралёт, я вяртаюся, каб паглядзець, ці выключыла прас🤦♀️
пасля тыдня ў Грэцыі размаўляю з мамай па тэлефоне м: а ў нас дождж. я: а што такое дождж? 💛🌅
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- Я прожила увлекательную жизнь. Побывала в 146 странах, меня чуть не убили обезьяны в Гватемале, я видела извержение вулкана! - говорит она с грустной улыбкой. Я рассказывал ей про её безнадёжные перспективы, а теперь думаю про свои. А что я вспомню, когда услышу свой прогноз?
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Повышение глобальной температуры.
праваднік у гарах: - у выпадку, калі вы сарваліся са скалы, рэкамендацыя для вас: пад час палёту ўніз уважліва глядзіце па баках, каб насыціцца прыгожымі краявідамі перад канцом xd
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