Bryce N @_vanillabryce

bad swimmer. good time. Madison, WI Joined May 2021

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

After I got my nose surgery I couldn't smell anything for weeks so one day when I went for a run and realized I could smell my own BO it felt like when one of those deaf babies gets hearing aids for the first time and can finally hear their mother's voice. Beautiful moment really

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

Have you ever gotten lost while trying to leave a building and been like "that's it I'm pulling the fire alarm, someone's got to know how to get out of here"

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

Bakeries in college towns are the best because they always have some BS name like The Sweet Spot or The Sugar Sisters & they make some sugar free dairy free gluten free carrot cake and somehow it's always surprisingly great, especially because you expect it to taste like a brick

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

Just held a power pose for 10 minutes and random strangers started bowing. I'm unstoppable

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

In this world you either Hey There Delilah or Delilah Hey Theres you

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

A gym client told me her celebrity crush is Steve-O. What am I gonna hear next, her favorite food is the gum from under a desk chair?

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

You remember in 2nd grade when you went tubing & you got that little ski lift tag for your jacket? & you kept it on the zipper all year? Probs the douchiest flex for an 8 year old but don't tell me you didn't wear that like it was it was the gold from the winter Olympics

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

George Ezra looks like every 16-20 yr old Mennonite boy hanging out with his bike on Saturday night outside a Clark County gas station about to rip some cigs and pound some Busch Light and throw a bunch of McDonald’s trash in a gravel road ditch. Just livin’ man

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

3 years ago

A movie called No Strings Attached but instead of Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman having a friends with benefits situation it’s 140 minutes of window cleaners falling

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

4 years ago

Becoming an adult is paying for a car wash with your own money

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Davante Adams @tae15adams

4 years ago

Votes count as double today!! #ProBowlVote + @tae15adams RETWEET this mf like you aint never retweeted before if u love One7‼️ Preciate you 👊🏾

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

4 years ago

The name Pete Davidson creates such a different image than when you say Peter Davidson

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Bryce N @_vanillabryce

4 years ago

On Halloween I was waiting for a beer and a guy in an old Greg costume reached over the bar and refilled his drink with the soda hose. When everyone around him was like “whoa!” he just said “I’m old Greg” and disappeared. Legend has it he lives in the courtyard at Monday’s