Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

Engineer @Google Content @quora @medium @linkedin vimaltiwari2612.github.io Bangalore, India Joined January 2013

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

a year ago

In the era of Automation, AI and supercomputing, We still need Manual human work force, to do "Bit locker recovery" #Microsoft #MicrosoftOutage #crowds Or tumhe lagne lga hai, AI jobs lelega...!!

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The common irony of "Cricket" and "Indian Software Industry" is, If a Bowler(Tester/DevOps/any role) knows, how to bat (SDE work), they're still considered as a bowler, If a Batsman(SDE) knows, how to bowl(Testing/DevOps/any other work), they're considered as All Rounders.

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

a year ago

#SoftwareEngineering #SoftwareEngineer #Trending #comic

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

#BharatVsIndia #Bharat #tr

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

"Code likhna aasan hai, debug karna mushkil...!!" #linkedin #google #life #experience #success lnkd.in/gWCsKDEK

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

In the start of the corporate career, everyone would be like "Monisha", the one who could be the most careless person who cribs about each and every thing like, 1. "Promotion nahi ho raha" 2. "CTC Kam hai", 3. "usko itna hike kyo Mila..." 4. "Onsite k…lnkd.in/gtWQdUMR

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

"Kheer puri" hoti hai... "Halwa puri" hoti hai... lekin monday ko "Neend" poori nahi hoti...!! #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

POV : In school, during the viva exam, When you don't understand a question... ICSC Board : I beg your pardon. CBSC Board : Sorry. State Board: "Hain..??" #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Ye "side hustle" promote karna waale log, wahi hain... jinhone 12th me "Maths + Bio" liya tha...!! #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

"Darr ka mahaul hai guyzzz...." #linkedin #linkedinglobal #threads #experience #success lnkd.in/gVPhHBA5

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

A "Customer" is someone, who can wait, 2 Years for an FD to mature, 2 months for a VISA appointment, 2 days for a bank refund, 2 hours for parcel delivery, 2 minutes on hold by customer care agent but can never ever bear, 2 second load time on the app…lnkd.in/gAMKXmqR

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Waiting for this post on Linkedin by someone... (You already know, who they are...) "10 Business rules to learn from Mark Zuckerberg Ft. Threads" #linkedin #threads #twitter #business #success P.S. :- Meanwhile "Elu" bhai to "Zucku" Bhai... "Main kya…lnkd.in/g7tAc6W3

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Time taken to reach 1M Users, Netflix - 3.5 years Twitter - 2 years Facebook - 10 months Spotify - 5 months Instagram - 2.5 months Chat GPT - 5 days and we have a new winner now...!! Threads - 7 hours "Matlab, Threads ne, aag to laga di...!!" Now, the…lnkd.in/g9Egk7CX

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Telling "Support ticket" number to someone be like, 🇺🇲 : 30117118 🇮🇳 : Tees Gyarah Ikatthar atharah #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

"aaj taq samjh ni aaye...!!!"😓🤪 #linkedin #coding #programming #softwareengineer #success lnkd.in/gT2hzicq

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

One of the best digital advertisements, I have ever seen...!! Kudos to Nike. #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success lnkd.in/gSfbTkeG

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Our Parent's Generation defined "Success" by "Getting a Job" or "start Earning", But...!!! Our Generation defines "Success" by, "Getting a job in X field, in Y Company, with Z Salary and so on...!!" so, basically, "Humne khud hi apni zindagi, JHAND ka…lnkd.in/g39FsGjT

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Aaj se 1000 saal pehle, Aaj hi din, jab "garmi ki chutti" ka last day tha, tab galiyan dhoondh dhoondh kar, yeh waali "Name slips", jugaadi thi..!! BUT.... use karna bhool gya...!!😅 #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success lnkd.in/gC4qDiXh

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

The Irony of "India Corporate Jobs" is, Every job requires "Excellent Communication Skills", but... "Tumhari baat, GHANTA kisi ko nahi sunna...!!" #linkedin #linkedinglobal #life #experience #success

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Vimal Tiwari @_vimaltiwari

2 years ago

Since today, was my holiday, I finally spent time to finish, some of the pending work, which is... 1. Sleep 2. More Sleep 3. some more Sleep. "abhi thoda baaki hai..., weekend par khatam karunga..." #linkedin #work #life #experience #success