mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

guy who do thing kelprot.neocities.org/jerma they/it | 19 | 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Joined December 2021

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symbol 🌂 @sillysymbol

2 weeks ago

go ahead. lobotomize john linnell.

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Luke @hunterfursuit

2 weeks ago

Listened to the black album earlier and it’s nice to be reminded that rivers cuomo is a crazy person

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zephyr ⚧︎ @spiralingzephyr

a month ago

the ideal self

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Luke @hunterfursuit

a month ago

FDR once said that “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself”. While the sentiment is nice he did in fact fail to account for little green men with ray guns

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steph 🤎🎣🧽🫧🪩🍉 @b3lg1an_st3w

2 months ago

happy birthday to my goat spongebob, he is so kind and awesome. y'all better say happy birthday to him....

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Luke @hunterfursuit

2 months ago

im oomf

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Tonight i got to experience the magic of someone hearing weird al yankovic’s ‘fat’ for the first time (live!) and i got to watch them mentally question the morality of it. Perhaps the funniest thing ever

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

I WILL NEVER SEE TMBG LIVE IN CONCERT BUT I HAVE LIVED TO SEE WEIRD AL PLAY EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

HE HAS INFILTRATED THE COUNTRY

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

Oh My God

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

dear followers please vote for luke he is my friend

florence gaysexinator!! lenin endorsed 2025 @gaysexinator_

2 months ago

dear followers please vote for luke he is my friend

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atticus 🪗🎸 @sircatticus

2 months ago

Haii im making a moovie stay tuned

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

anyone got any tips for finding their wallet

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little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever

2 months ago

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mikhail🇨🇦 @_virtualdog

2 months ago

Click on my profile picture to see balloons

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microplastics resonance frequency @DiabolicalSpuds

3 months ago

If you are on an SSRI for anxiety or depression and live somewhere that is about to be 100°F, you should know it can make you more likely to experience dehydration and heat stroke.

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l-u-p-e @nonbinaryhooper

3 months ago

the self-centeredness of so many people on this app is beyond me. thousands upon thousands of people in iran could lose their lives, be displaced, face atrocities if this escalates but no there’s a thousand draft dodging jokes when there hasn’t been one in 60 years and there’s a