Liefiza Grosse Joque @_whyzass

Evair wonder a witchhunt is essenshiolli a witchLess! hunt. So, basically... a hunt? So why they say they are witchhunting? Is just hunting!

Al Gore thinks Bombay will go underwater due to climate change cause Maharashtra govt is poor. Hahaha. 😂 ... he's right though. #priorities

Prof Scraramucci's "suck mie own cock" analysis of ze Sisyphean existentialism is a ghroundbreaking insight fur all academia! #TheMooch

The President marrying his highschool drama teacher-who had 3 kids at the time he met heur- is officially the Frenchest it has eveur gotten.

In my opinyon, ze French owe zi ’ole world an apologie for le absurdist movemont. Now people can't tell bullshit from cow's urine. #smellit?

Remember your last great birthday? Liar. No one does. Also, birthdays are a construct designed to keep the population of Stupidia happy.

TFW you meet a new person and know they would've liked you if you were already friends. But won't because now you're dead inside. #theabyss

Being an Olympian is fine but where's the medal for the body control needed to restrict muscle movement to 0.13%? #oppression #antathelete

Have you ever just taken a moment opened a window and taken a biiig breath and choked on the fumes of burning garbage? #Delhi #NCR #stories

France gave us La Renaissance and democracy. But then also decided to eat the crotch side of the frog. So... where are we on #France again?

When you have real grief about fictional siblings you lost in the uterus so you cry like the last WWII veteran in 2017. #low #self #esteem.

At home, sing: om. School, sing #VandeMataram . Theatres: #JanManGun . Office: #saarejahanseachha Yeh log #India ko #Indianidol bana denge.

If the question was how long can someone sleep next to a pile of garbage on a daily basis? The answer is a lot. A lot of days. #truestory

The words love,pizza-binge, and attempted-suicide-via-breathing-in-too much-air-at-once have never been more relevant. #millenialprobs #2017

I sometimes stand directly in the way of people. Excuse me. Thank you. Gives me such joy to order them to keep moving. #UrWelcome #smalljoys

Bomb explodes - opp side of the world of a #nakedsupermodel sunbathing on a yacht. Could be true. That's why #liefizagrossejoque #dealwithit

Have you ever gazed at the dark swirling eternal void and said to yourself, "oh, how lovely it would be?" siigh #tweetsyoushouldnotrelateto

My barber keeps texting during my haircut so I angled my phone to where he can see me type this.

In ze country of Inde they advertise "lowBP" cooking oil during ze documentary horror film ve call ze #neus. #Coincidence? Nah probably not.

Somthyms, I vonder, why ze obsession wiz #GoT? You know zey run the RL docu on TV everyday right? It's called ze #news. (Au Fr: neus) #neus