Maggie @_wildwest

•_• youobviouslylive-recklessly.tumblr.com Joined March 2011

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chris evans @notcapnamerica

a year ago

Are….are men not aware that women’s bodies naturally grow hair? I’m so confused.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway3d

4 years ago

my dog is cute and I love her but I fear she is a major greenhouse gas emitter

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Maggie @_wildwest

4 years ago

What is this title lmao Ripleys believe it or not

Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine

4 years ago

What is this title lmao Ripleys believe it or not

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tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7

4 years ago

whenever i feel my anxiety getting worse i drink a big coffee and go on social media so i can try for a new high score

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

4 years ago

The hometown urge to point out to your partner every single place you have ever done anything

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

4 years ago

this is how I'm planning to ride out the winter

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Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler

4 years ago

After careful consideration I have decided to be in a committed relationship. Please respect my privacy while I have one of the best times of my life.

TooFab @TooFab

4 years ago

After careful consideration I have decided to be in a committed relationship. Please respect my privacy while I have one of the best times of my life.

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cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes

4 years ago

I just learned that if the price of houses had risen at the same rate as median income in this country then a house in 2021 would cost an average of 61,000 And now I’m dead

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my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark

4 years ago

when was the last time you sat and gave yourself credit for how much you’ve grown and how far you’ve come? when was the last time you celebrated a relatively small win, just because? when was the last time you just sat down and said out loud, “I'm really really proud of myself?”

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God @TheTweetOfGod

4 years ago

There are two kinds of people: the ones who believe in evolution, and the ones whose existence disproves it.

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brett montana @justbrad

4 years ago

I miss COVID summer 2020 because people would be like “hey want to drink wine in the park?” Now it’s “hey want to go spend $200 on dinner and drinks and not be in nature?”

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Colleen @Coll3enG

4 years ago

my roommate’s dog likes to sit on my lap while I’m working and on zoom my boss was like “oh my gosh please introduce that cute baby!!”, so i unmuted myself and was like “this is Evie” but it turns out my boss was talking to one of my coworkers, who had a literal human infant

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God @TheTweetOfGod

4 years ago

Every dog is a therapy dog.

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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

4 years ago

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

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macklin @saintmacklin

4 years ago

NYC influencers think they are so special, and why??? Anyone can make living in NYC look cool. Go influence in like Missouri or something, then I will be impressed.

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⋆ @lowkeyalbert

4 years ago

yep

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Joey Burrow @JoeyB

4 years ago

Exciting time for college athletes.Most excited for non-scholarship athletes who may have been working jobs outside of sports to make ends meet. Free meals, sponsored posts, signings will make their lives a lot easier. Long overdue.