Jordan @_wisemensay

did you know nobody with an apple mac died on 9/11 SAFC Joined April 2015

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Jordan @_wisemensay

18 hours ago

They aren't anyway you horrible twat. She knows that though, she also knows that her lies will rile up the thickos

Politics UK @PolitlcsUK

2 days ago

They aren't anyway you horrible twat. She knows that though, she also knows that her lies will rile up the thickos

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The Green Party @TheGreenParty

3 days ago

Let's make hope normal again.

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Jordan @_wisemensay

6 days ago

Haven't seen the first half. Seems like we've got battered but if we score next all of their nerves and doubts will return. Still plenty to play for #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

a week ago

What's happened to Postecoglou? The bloke has absolutely lost it. For a manager, the least meaningful European trophy since Di Matteo

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Jordan @_wisemensay

a week ago

I can't sing, dance or perform but I will never begrudge or try to destroy those who can because I'm not a soulless, joyless cunt

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Jordan @_wisemensay

a week ago

Gambling companies target poor and vulnerable communities, destroying lives and making millions in the process. It's basically unregulated, and this is your stance? Fuck you, @lisanandy

Clean Up Gambling @cleanupgambling

a week ago

Gambling companies target poor and vulnerable communities, destroying lives and making millions in the process. It's basically unregulated, and this is your stance? Fuck you, @lisanandy

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I don't watch Newcastle very often. I watched them today. They aren't very good at football. They have gigantic thugs who spend 90 minutes bulldozing into people and waving their arms to the crowd, hoping the opposition will panic

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Gyokeres has the worst first touch I've ever seen. You'd think he has a pair of rockports on #NEWARS

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

I've been critical of our recruit over the past three seasons or so but it seems like we've really perfected it. Alderete was basically a back up yet he's absolutely class. Proper moneyball signing, got one of the best defenders in La Liga for £10m. Outrageous #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Sunderland AFC are 3rd in the Premier League. What a set of lads man #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Long way to go to hold on with 5 at the back. Troare looks sluggish on the right as well. Need an out ball, either Troare centrally or Mayenda on #SAFC

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Neco Williams wanting a foul because Masuaku stood in his way, 10 minutes after Hume almost had his shirt pulled from his back when he was about to score 😂😂 behave #NFOSUN #SAFC

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Batters will need to win this series because Bashir and Jacks won't. Should've been Leach but that's not a shock. Jacks over Ahmed though and even Dawson seems like a huge error #Ashes2025

England Cricket @englandcricket

2 weeks ago

Batters will need to win this series because Bashir and Jacks won't. Should've been Leach but that's not a shock. Jacks over Ahmed though and even Dawson seems like a huge error #Ashes2025

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Jordan @_wisemensay

2 weeks ago

Never really got the Ballon d'Or and it's hard to define in an era where there is no real stand out player in any position, which isn't a bad thing, but seeing a player winning the award for performances against Brest and Le Harve is insane #BallonDor

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Best for Britain @BestForBritain

3 weeks ago

For 56 minutes Sky and BBC interrupted all else and carried a Reform UK feed live, uninterrupted, unchallenged. The stream spluttered, froze, pixelated - dozens of times - still they stuck with it. FOR ONE HOUR. This is an editorial choice. No other party gets this coverage. ~AA

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Riot Fest @RiotFest

3 weeks ago

LOL

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Jordan @_wisemensay

3 weeks ago

Very happy with that. Could've win it if Reinildo wasn't daft. Another point on the board #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

3 weeks ago

Maatsen has been booked for fouling Ballard but no penalty? Ok then 👍 #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

3 weeks ago

It's never a red card but it was stupid by Reinildo #safc

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Jordan @_wisemensay

4 weeks ago

You wouldn't believe that was a derby. I know a lot of people make cheap digs at City fans and the Etihad, but the atmosphere was just sad. A completely soulless place #MCIMUN