Adding more people to a project
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@_workchronicles Project managers think 9women can give birth to a child in 1 month.
@_workchronicles 🤣🤣🤣 lmao I just started work with tech company 2 weeks ago and yesterday I was finally able to do code on my own without stopping the whole team from doing their job all day.
@_workchronicles It's -2 for a while before it gets to +1!
@_workchronicles From the Tao of Programming: A manager went to the Master Programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the Master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?" 1/x
@_workchronicles @dev_spajus I have to say that I've worked with a couple of different SCRUM masters that had a *massive* positive impact on deflecting distractions from the dev team and holding the line on frivolous feature requests. You need good people in that role and they need to be empowered by the org
@_workchronicles just yesterday we estimate 15 month with 5 developers. "can we add more people so it can be done in 6-9 month?" 😑
@_workchronicles Yeah, but wait until they get slightly smarter and ask, what if we fire one engineer? Or two, ten, hundred. (this is basically how Musk runs this place)
@_workchronicles First panel -> You get the wrong thing. Second panel -> You get the wrong thing with more features. 3 & 4 It’s still wrong but the slide deck is much better.
@_workchronicles But don't worry the end result will be a meticulously engineered product that's been scrutinized from every possible angle!
@_workchronicles @driscollis god help you if an architect gets involved
@_workchronicles If you want a baby, you have to wait 10 months... Can't add additional mother to make it 5 months
@_workchronicles Why though? Isn't it a PM job to organize development when there are more than one worker?
@_workchronicles Add GPT4 and you will end with a black square.
@_workchronicles This picture reminded me of my university,this happens all the time when we were making groups for projects.
@_workchronicles @anandmahindra Sir you might wanna look at this...
@_workchronicles I don't know how or in what way, but I think you know me, and you know where I work... ahahahaha
