Workfession™ @_workfession
The #1 Official Work Confessions. Every job. Everywhere. Submit Yours Anonymously. | Business Only: [email protected] ask.fm/workfession Submit Here Joined January 2014-
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"We made a muSHROOM pizza at work.. I swear the ovens were dragons shooting fire out of them.."
"Was putting pubes in a guys food.. He saw me. I'm jobless now."
"Just watched a lady pull out a tooth stick it in her burger then told me she found it in there to get out of paying her $60 check..."
"All these confessions make me believe that it is just easy to fuck anybody during work hours"
"I take 20 minute breaks instead of 15." -Grocery Store
"I think one of my coworkers is gay." - The Krusty Crab
"No one can ever tell when I'm high because I haven't showed up to work sober since I was hired." - pizza delivery guy
"This little girl's name was Denise, but I thought the D was a P on the roster and accidentally called her Penise the entire lesson."
"I bagged this girls grocercies, walked with her outside, then hooked up with her......while I was on the clock #BaggerSwagger"
"Told my boss I was late because I was getting head. He gave me a high five. It was his daughter."
"I just cut my flow into a sick ass mullet. Walked into work at Target, and manager immediately fired me. Target is getting a lawsuit." -MI
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