captain horseshit @_xanthar
hit me with your car ♡ Joined June 2021-
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If this is a hole puncher then what the fuck are they stocking our schools with oh wait
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Do you think police cadets should be required to volunteer in underserved minority communities (unarmed) prior to earning their badge? ✅ Yes, why aren’t they doing this already? ❌ No, I support recklessly arming law-enforcement
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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast
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this web site is perfect for me because i love to Bitch about stupid shit and i am too dumb to mail letters properly
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Maturing is realizing you’re the Allan ((standoffish but concerned for everyone’s safety during aquatic recreation events ))
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