zachary todd @_zacharytodd

marchioness of meatballs, rosé revenger Instagram.com/_zacharytodd Cincinnati, OH Joined July 2009

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

2 years ago

Just found out people from Liverpool are called Liverpudlians. Will circle back once I’ve properly digested this information.

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2 years ago

Switching to Apple Music from Spotify because today Taylor Swift was on my daylist and I have NEVER been more offended

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3 years ago

hot take: social media has forced literally everyone to lie about avocado toast being good

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3 years ago

the rescue failed to mention that Shadow is actually a dire wolf when i brought him home

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3 years ago

i just saw a new bmw ad that listed “unapologetic style” as a feature. are you selling me a car or auditioning for love island? relax

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3 years ago

offering me trail mix without cashews in it is an act of war

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black femmes are the blueprint @lexpurp

3 years ago

What the hell is Presidents’ Day even for. It’s not giving. It’s so corny bc why would I celebrate them. That’s they job

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

3 years ago

if i walk into your house for a dinner party and your dining table has a bench for seating, i will be asking for a to go box. i’m expected to throw down on some pasta without any lumbar support?

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

3 years ago

on instagram a former coworker (gen z) told me this pose is cheugy. originally i was trying to be ironic, but now i’m going to use it once a week to assert dominance

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3 years ago

the most unrealistic plot point of #YouSeason4 is this tv

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3 years ago

how many drinks do you keep in your workspace? i currently have: a smoothie, a thermos of peppermint tea, a mug of coffee, and water.

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

3 years ago

i’ve never been to a coffee shop on a weekday afternoon that didn’t have two middle aged white women brandishing their iPhones between each other urgently discussing design updates to their homes.

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

3 years ago

pasta selfie pt 2

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3 years ago

a friend asked me if she looked like a vegan

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3 years ago

i have *never* seen a nissan maxima being driven like the devil himself wasn’t chasing it down.

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zachary todd @_zacharytodd

3 years ago

i’m insomnia scrolling and just discovered that my favorite instagram lesbian couple broke up, the night is dark. very dark

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Katya @katya_zamo

3 years ago

Do the plants I purchase today look beautiful in my new place? Yes. Will they be dead in a month or two? Probably. But the lesson remains both for them and for us to live in the moment