Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

160 characters? My history, my identity, my totality reduced down to 160 individual characters? My joys, my sorrows, my secrets: 160 characters? It can't be don Joined August 2019

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

Spend a lot of time on this site thinking "my god these people are so autistic" and they're about a standard deviation more autistic than I am

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

I can tell from context clues what this meme is supposed to convey but I get no vibe from the expression whatsoever. Maybe I am autistic...

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

You gotta dress for the face you have

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

When I was a kid I always wished I had an animal vibe where they would just be unusually chill with me, like strangers' dogs or zoo animals. Never the case. And I'm still like that, just with extra layers.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

No it's true I've seen it,

Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps

17 hours ago

No it's true I've seen it,

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

You can just end your posts with a comma btw even if you have nothing else to say,

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

Survived the Ren Fest off a small jar of quarters I turned into cold hard greens,

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

Experiencing cognitive incline

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

Rawdogging a 15hr day just thinking about stuff the entire time

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

I can tell if you grew up watching Spongebob. It has lasting effects I will not classify either as good or bad.

angel 6 @shegotiton

a day ago

I can tell if you grew up watching Spongebob. It has lasting effects I will not classify either as good or bad.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

You don't see many bit .ly links these days.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

10 hours ago

We are in an environment of unprecedented ass visibility. I am seeing asses that once might have been hidden by some kind of cloak, and for good reason. We HAVE gone too far I'm afraid.

skooks @skooookum

22 hours ago

We are in an environment of unprecedented ass visibility. I am seeing asses that once might have been hidden by some kind of cloak, and for good reason. We HAVE gone too far I'm afraid.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

I wonder if animals feel comfy in places they camouflage well.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

Plunged instantly into autumn.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

The Rationalists discovered a tome of sinister spells and just started saying all of them out loud like Cabin in the Woods

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

My hairline once receded at a glacial pace, but now I am not so sure; an instance where uncertainty is proof in itself.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

Really I think my bugposting peaked with this tweet and every single one since has been unnecessary.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

My Notes app "Tweets" note is 148 pages long, started at the beginning of the year. Been doing most of my tweeting in there.

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Montaigne Deux 🧪 @aSmallLegend

a day ago

World's leading expert in looking at the bugs around my house. I didn't even realize I did it so much. Half of my Notes app tweet drafts are just about bugs I saw.

Nikita Bier @nikitabier

3 days ago

World's leading expert in looking at the bugs around my house. I didn't even realize I did it so much. Half of my Notes app tweet drafts are just about bugs I saw.