Aaron H @aaronh

You know, for kids. zeaLOG.com San Jose, CA Joined January 2007

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Aaron H @aaronh

3 years ago

16 years ago today I signed up for Twitter and made this inaccurate prediction. With the death of third party apps it seems fitting that today is the day it finally comes true.

Aaron H @aaronh

19 years ago

16 years ago today I signed up for Twitter and made this inaccurate prediction. With the death of third party apps it seems fitting that today is the day it finally comes true.

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Aaron H @aaronh

3 years ago

“Why don’t more people support local theater?” I can go literally anywhere else and not be subjected to these outdated policies. So I do.

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3 years ago

That’s a clinical diagnosis that I don’t feel I’m qualified to make.

Emily Hurley @Edubya

3 years ago

That’s a clinical diagnosis that I don’t feel I’m qualified to make.

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Emily Hurley @Edubya

4 years ago

How it started… How it’s going Third pic for reference. @aaronh had a busy weekend.

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4 years ago

Apparently “our alley” is @Edubya watching a trashy show while tanking my Netflix recommendations.

Emily Hurley @Edubya

4 years ago

Apparently “our alley” is @Edubya watching a trashy show while tanking my Netflix recommendations.

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

It’s true. I just can’t get enough of the Peacemaker’s opening dance number nor the Norwegian glam metal they perform it to.

Emily Hurley @Edubya

4 years ago

It’s true. I just can’t get enough of the Peacemaker’s opening dance number nor the Norwegian glam metal they perform it to. https://t.co/2uKCQC7u5g

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

It wasn’t THAT long ago receiving something via @FedEx meant you KNEW it would arrive on time. They’ve slowly devolved into the @USPS.

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

I’m this many years old.

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4 years ago

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice And just a water for me.

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

Pro tip: if you don’t want your kids receiving drugged Halloween candy just avoid the houses with a line.

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In 2006 I was a single mom of 3 and one night - like a middle schooler - told myself to see the person I would spend my life with in my dream. I was shocked when a good friend on the other side of the country casually showed up in my dream. We've been married 14 years today.

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Emily Hurley @Edubya

4 years ago

If someone runs for office with a platform consisting only of tar and feathering the people responsible for having to click to accept cookies on every website like some helpless rube that doesn’t know how the internet works, they’ve got my vote. Forever.

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

All I really want for my next car is a key fob smaller than my first cell phone.

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

Can you believe Tiger King was a year ago?

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Aaron H @aaronh

4 years ago

EverGiven can’t quite make the turn at Apple Park. And yes, it’s to scale. evergiven-everywhere.glitch.me

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5 years ago

I remember when @FedEx was great. Now with sub-postoffice reliability and abysmal customer service might as well just save a couple of bucks and use @UPS from now on.