Alvin B. Carroll @abccarroll1

I do funny things Joined December 2011

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Brian Haley @brianchaley

7 months ago

You gotta admit the security protocols at Lumon are comically lax. They’re not exactly running the tightest ship on the severed floor.

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Bad Benny @MostDopeGingerr

7 months ago

#severance s2 finale no context

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John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo

7 months ago

Medicaid is called by different names in different states! Stay awake America you lose everything you rely on!

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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS

7 months ago

🚨 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves public opinion as much as 4 points away from Trump & Republicans. THAT’S HUGE MOVEMENT. Please share! Turns out Americans don’t like their health care getting cut so billionaires can get a tax cut.

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

7 months ago

EXCLUSIVE: I recently spoke with Rep. Al Greene who was just escorted from Donald Trump’s speech. We’ll have a chance to ask him more questions this evening. Here’s what he told me: “We have a president who has indicated that Russia is not an aggressor. He is sending a…

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Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer

7 months ago

We planning on any foreign policy tonight or just the campaign rally greatest hits?

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

7 months ago

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

7 months ago

The last time America increased tariffs like this, it was 1930 — and it triggered the Great Depression.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

11 months ago

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

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4KT WHO YOU HATE @royal_bobby24

12 months ago

@upblissed She’s lived through Ice Spice 20 US presidents Most inventions League of Nations Spanish flu 2 world wars United Nations 1 Cold War Civil Rights Movement Roe v Wade Fall of the Berlin Wall Challenger explosion Y2K 9/11 War in Iraq Recession Barrack Obama Covid VP Kamala…

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Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell

5 years ago

Mannnn no way!!! RIP KING 👑✊🏾😭

Chadwick Boseman @chadwickboseman

5 years ago

Mannnn no way!!! RIP KING 👑✊🏾😭

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LB @lnbshr

5 years ago

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn’t work n Spongebob said THAT’S TWO THINGS THAT DON’T WORK 😭😭😭😭

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Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1

5 years ago

When you the first person to get the coronavirus vaccine 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

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Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1

5 years ago

How rappers be when a trash feature ruins they whole song 🤣😭💀

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spicebae @spicebae_

5 years ago

the way sis nodded her head, said ok & walked away... i just know she got some Men in her family that don’t play about her that’s gone handle his bitch ass..

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Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA

5 years ago

I know you’re all tryna go back to your daily lives but I need you to see this and I need you to understand this shit is not over. Rayshard Brooks was shot in the back for sleeping in a Wendy’s parking lot in his own fucking car.