jess @abstractkneecap
they/them Joined March 2021-
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THIS YOU? STUPID BITCH!!
the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn
that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.
8 years olds after learning that our sun will explode in 5 billion years
coworker who is 21 years old looked me dead in my eyes and told me that 25 yrs old is the new middle age. please someone fuckimg shoot me now
when shawty goes nonverbal and you gotta bust these out
bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside
i love when my bisexual boyfriend calls me the f slur when i say something cute to/about him. it actually warms my heart
men who don’t shut the toilet lid before the flush have a really cool place to visit soon (HELL)
i love cracking jokes with my therapist like we weren’t just talking about one of the most traumatic things to ever happen to me ❤️ love you bro bro
my coworker thought i was 12 years old up until this morning. i’ve worked here since august. at least i know im gonna look 20 when im 50 i guess
can i come over and do this
i need an etsy witch to turn my ex into a bug so i can put him in a jar and shake him up really hard
the pain is overwhelming but i’m funny and charming so i’ll be okay
2025 is gonna feel like this
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