a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

easily smushed London, England Joined May 2023

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a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

We got the wrong change, I actually don’t care if I can’t eat a Yorkie if there’s no wage gap. I’ll buy Green & Blacks with my extra cash baby.

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cabby @cabby

4 hours ago

look man heres the deal: i love you. every morning i wake up to an empty bed, wishing i could turn over and see you there. i wish that when i walked into my kitchen i could walk up behind you and give you a hug. i miss your smell. i want to spend the rest of my life with you bro.

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a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

49 minutes ago

Fifi actually likes it when I say “Liquorish whip” repeatedly from The Simpsons Waylon Smithers cinema candy advert. She likes it, she thinks it’s funny.

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a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

a day ago

That’s a squeegie and not a crucifix.

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Rainaa @rainaarants

2 days ago

I don’t care what anyone says, I require an apology and a real conversation before reconnecting with someone.

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a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

a day ago

Why is the seven so big? Yes the fan is wearing a hat.

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a bug wearing shoes @abuginboots

a day ago

Genius scientist: I cannot finish my life’s work, it is… evil, the military, they’re turning it into a weapon! Allied forces: the death kill laser gas bomb 9000? Genius: Yes, I had no idea what they would do with it! Allied forces: uh. Ok.