Cash Says Things @accordingtocash
Things our 5 year old says. Run by @imthecraven & @imsuchadahl suchadahl.com Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2015-
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Sometimes people ask magic guys how they do it. But he says magic people don't reveal their secrets. #TruthBeTold
If you hit someone once, it's an accident. If you hit someone or fart someone a million times, that's really on purpose. #Kids #parenting
I think mommy has a disease of cranky. Or of loving shoes.
If you poop on me, I will middle finger you!
This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for my family and the computer.
How is toilet paper made? With toilets? With butts? With penises? 😳
When I grow up, I'm going to make marshmallows shaped like butts.
You have to take a shower so you can get shiny clean. And so you can get shiny nipples.
If Death kills someone, maybe they turn into Deaths. Then there will be a million Deaths. 1 Death then 2 Death then 3 Death then 4 Death...
You know I have a job? It's building the Statue of Liberty out of coins in Hawaii because there's a giant there and he needs a girlfriend.
I'm really good at hula hooping on my neck. But now I need to train for hula hooping with 2 hoops on my neck.
Everything is everything. Except trees don't go to the bathroom.
You know who I am right now? I'm the red guy. I'm the red guy at you. #InsideOut @PixarInsideOut
A side chick is a baby chicken that is also a sidekick.
The butterfly nah ah that's old. Let me see that penis roll. No.
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