Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk
.".Quite clever, darkly funny " Kerins Erin Holland liked one of my tweets 'crazd, druggd, tosspot, pervrt' Thadocracy Joined December 2022-
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Zoom in on this lady’s feet #transwomenstrotters
Maybe, but he hasn't jumped on the keffiyah bandwagon
Maybe, but he hasn't jumped on the keffiyah bandwagon
Had one, Loved it
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Deleted, but not forgotten, @IanRBristow
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Kiwi is a lovely natured girlie who enjoys adventures and is a real snuggle bug. This super bright pooch is full of beans and loves her puzzle toys as they give her lots of mental enrichment!💛 @DT_WestCalder📍 bit.ly/4mD2ylM
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Oh this is utterly stupendous, well done. 🏴😂🤦🏻♂️
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This is Delta. He just had his first bath. And you just had your last day of peace. 12/10
looks a bit like Eric Clapton
looks a bit like Eric Clapton
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Lynsay Watson’s done a good job of scrubbing the internet of his name and face. Let’s fix that thesun.co.uk/news/36562495/…
So is Lush paying, or stopping its staff a days wages for their performative act?
did nobody think, or care, about your cold horses?
did nobody think, or care, about your cold horses?
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If anybody wants a clue about the stupidity of English cricket, how about 3x ODI's in six days, straight after a different format competition ?
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