Adam Baurkot @adam_baurkot
Someday you’ll look back and laugh Joined October 2015-
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“When a mathematician talks about friends, he probably just means a graph.” - one of my professors
The best part of doing graduate school from home is answering “Math” every time my mom asks me what I’m working on
If I ever become a college professor, the only contact information I’d give my students would be my fax number
Now hiring: someone to follow me around and beat me with a metal pipe whenever I start procrastinating
It rained so badly today that I could feel myself getting seasick on the bus
I lasted even longer this year without leaving the house
I lasted even longer this year without leaving the house
When I die I’m gonna be one of those ghosts that ties people’s headphones in knots
Can’t stop thinking about how much gravy looks like caramel sauce
Nothing has faded into oblivion more than the cents sign (¢)
On the one hand it’s probably a bad thing that antifreeze is leaking from our ceiling, but on the other hand it’s kinda cool that enough of it leaked into our ceiling light that the room glows pink whenever the light is on
Extremely specific Central NJ news: the Time To Eat Diner by the Somerville Circle has removed their sign that had the happy clock guy on it
I’m the type of person who would trip over a wet floor sign instead of the wet floor itself
Saliva is the last ingredient added to every type of food before being eaten
Sometimes I feel like I have instantaneous memory loss: where my mind doesn’t even know what I’m currently doing
People who can sleep with their bedroom doors open are probably sociopaths
Not sure how well I would do if I was being tortured for information considering that all they would have to do would be to rub two pieces of styrofoam together and I’d tell them everything
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