Adam Leff @adamleff

@[email protected] — TechOps manager person at Salesforce Pardot. Used to do fun stuff at Chef and WebMD. I enjoy subtle jokes, Oxford commas and irony. Joined August 2007

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Adam Leff @adamleff

3 years ago

Attn: @robbkidd

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I honestly had no idea I could’ve gotten my tib-fib fracture repaired without being admitted to the hospital. Is there some sort of “fix your own leg” kit I could’ve gotten at Target or Walgreens? Thanks, @askUHC! If only I had a severe illness too, I might have lucked out.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

A story in two parts.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

You’ll figure it out soon, @AlaskaAir. I believe in you.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

I’m having a lot of trouble with the experience of waiting for an Amtrak train out of NYC and not feeling like I’m in an actual dumpster.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

Two nuns walk into a TopGolf. This isn’t a joke; this just happened two bays down from us.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

Do you love writing Go? Do you like working with Kubernetes or want to learn more about it? I'm hiring for an opening on one of my infrastructure engineering and automation teams, and I'd love to talk to you.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

Dear @Apple @AppleSupport, please allow me to introduce you to the Oxford Comma.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

Hey @hulu_support no audio for the NHL playoff game on USA. Seems to be isolated to Apple TV only, able to get audio on iOS, as well as other channels on Apple TV.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

4 years ago

Extremely satisfied with my purchase.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

Oooooof.

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5 years ago

Oooooof.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

I’m glad it’s coming to light that US Airways 1549 could’ve made it back to LGA if only Sully had declared a Heavy Mayday.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

This is what happens when the engine schematics are stored in Perforce… right, @jpaulreed?

Jon Ostrower @jonostrower

5 years ago

This is what happens when the engine schematics are stored in Perforce… right, @jpaulreed?

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

Alright, state attorneys general… you’re up.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

Rep. Jamie Raskin is absolutely incredible. Continued remarkable performance during this impeachment trial.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

Any weather is smoking weather.

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Rep. Jennifer Wexton @RepWexton

5 years ago

It’s beyond comprehension that even after a domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol today, 121 of my House colleagues are still going along with the President’s debunked conspiracy theories to overturn the election. Do you truly have no shame? What is wrong with you?

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

My time at @chef, especially my time working with @nathenharvey, is the reason I am who I am today. Forever grateful.

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Adam Leff @adamleff

5 years ago

My general sadness and disappointment has turned to anger. McConnell is a hypocrite without a conscience. If you support Trump or McConnell, I pray that you reflect on what kind of person that makes you and if you would make your ancestors proud. Our country deserves better.

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Mark Warner @MarkWarner

5 years ago

I have said this from day one: Bill Barr was hired to personally protect the President. His actions last night make clear he is unfit to lead the Justice Department. He should resign.