Adam Spaghetti @adamspaghett1
A great man Joined October 2012-
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What happens if you refuse to name your kid? Do you go to jail or do they just name it Dan by default
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Oh I get it, rage against the machine is about self-checkout machines at the grocery store
Relentless lentilessness I’m givin up lentils for lent, bitch
Venmo rent caption to my landlord: April rent (btw I’ve been seeing shadow people around the house)
I’m an enthusiast. Not for anything in particular though
Earth, wind, salt, fat, fire, dungeons, diners, drive-ins, dragons, acid, and dives
I never want to find myself in the position of being in a hurry AND being on a unicycle
I already know my last words will be shooby dooby
You guys ever actually read this? Turns out we’ve been using them all wrong!
Damn y'all right Elastigirl is super hot
If y'all ain't ready to change the name of Jefferson Davis Parkway.... At least change it to Shmefferson Shmavis in the meantime so everyone will know he's a doofus
Buying a live chicken is basically getting a subscription to eggs
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Positive news thread: my bacne has really cleared up
VICE News: Scientists have just created the first Artificial Intelligence capable of appreciating Dave Matthews Band
Molars are grossly overrepresented among Clipart teeth
Adam Spaghetti retweeted
I think this video could be my claim to fame
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