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unsolicited @MiaEhrenberg appreciation tweet. she is tenacious and gracious. landed a ton of research on Lawler that not kept @spmaloney in the fight & that MAGA Mike will have to answer for again in the future.
We the baseball community demand footage of the goose being escorted off the field.
Three of my favorite things in one photo! Food, politics, and @wbgerwitz
Three of my favorite things in one photo! Food, politics, and @wbgerwitz
Baby look how far we’ve come 2020 —> 2022 #ShanaTova
UCLA players when they get off the plane in Minnesota in December ❄️
7 yrs ago, #ObergefellvHodges legalized gay marriage. 6 yrs ago, I married Randy after 24 wonderful yrs together. 2 days ago, the partisan, radical SCOTUS struck down Roe & openly targeted LGBTQI+ and other rights. Today, I'm angry & resolved to keep fighting for our rights.
intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits
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donate to local abortion funds in the 13 states with trigger laws now, asap, pronto: Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming (gonna thread)
For too long, women & girls of color—especially Black women—have been told their hair is unprofessional. Today, the House passed the #CROWNAct to ban race & nationality-based hair discrimination in workplaces & schools. For my daughters & yours, natural hair should be celebrated!
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Goober the Clown (who had an abortion when she was 23)
Amy Hagstrom Miller on a press call describes the final hours of legal abortion in Texas: A waiting room full of patients and loved ones, the doctor and clinic staff in tears, working up until 11:56 pm before SB 8 took effect.
Told you so. And now all-around champion. #TokyoOlympics
Told you so. And now all-around champion. #TokyoOlympics
Rep. Dan Wolgamott @RepWolgamott
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16K Followers 2K Following Political reporter for @Semafor. [email protected]⬩DM me for SignalThe superior chamber, many are saying
I really don’t know what’s going to happen at Columbia — or elsewhere — tonight. But I’m confident that none of it will make Israelis, Palestinians, Jews, or anyone else safer. 💔
A couple of Brooklyn guys at the White House Correspondents Dinner #whcd
As the Senate gets ready to send to @POTUS' desk desperately-needed funding to support Ukraine’s brave fight against Russia’s brutal invasion, I said thanks to a few advocates here in Washington who continue to remind us of the critical stakes of Ukraine’s battle for freedom.
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
thank you taylor swift for allowing us to see what marnie michaels would’ve been like in her 30s.
Need to get every member on record about <low voice> banana
if you don’t like drops of jupiter you are not pure of heart and lack a sense of wonder
Had to google the lyrics because they were playing this at the grocery store but I think this is a solid contender for worst song of all time
This is a painful story that so many families around America now know too well: Amanda was denied the medical care she needed, and it nearly took her life. More than 1 in 3 women in America now lives under an abortion ban, with more on the way. Donald Trump did this.
Michelin Star? Woman Reheats Meal in Oven Instead of Microwave: ow.ly/AZYj50JtZ7v
Iowa-UConn WBB is ESPN’s most-viewed basketball game … ever. And it’s ESPN’s second-biggest audience for a non-football game … ever.
THE west village!!!! T H E!!!!!
some dude in a bar in west village tonight is going to say on a 1-10 richter scale, you’re an 11 and it’s going to work on some girl. they’re going to get married. they’re going to have 5 kids and a golden retriever in greenwich, ct. the end.
One day there will be an exhibit in a museum dedicated to today’s earthquake, and this extremely New York response will have to be a part of it:
lmao a bar near me is doing a $4.80 earthquake drink special
I’d read 5,000 words on how the DC to NYC bus is a true coming-of-age experience. Especially if you were doing it pre-2019.
Desperately need a DC beat reporter to dig into the trivia cheating scandal currently rocking Red Bear Brewing — where it was heavily implied that reigning champions (who have won four straight weeks) were caught cheating, including by using a Shazam-enabled Apple Watch.