A.G. Smarmy @ag_smarmy
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There used to be a certain dignity to fat people because it was hard work to get that big - a lifetime of eating whole chickens, smoked hams, various and sundry pies, bottles of sherry. There was no shortcut through hyperpalatable fast food and frozen pizza.
There used to be a certain dignity to fat people because it was hard work to get that big - a lifetime of eating whole chickens, smoked hams, various and sundry pies, bottles of sherry. There was no shortcut through hyperpalatable fast food and frozen pizza.
I showed my wife this article. I told her it wasn’t right that I should get to have all the fun and it was only fair that she share in the joy and escapism of mowing the lawn on a hot summer day. She told me to go fuck myself 😔
Many such cases
“I wouldn’t say that they’re ‘people,’ Bob”
“I wouldn’t say that they’re ‘people,’ Bob” https://t.co/SuURGm3RxC
>Oatmeal comic >2025
“Omg Trump just bombed a boatload of— “Based” “You didn’t let me finish! A boatload of Venezuelan— “Incredibly based” “Nooo! They were drug dealers but— “Super based!”
“His name is Tinkzorg, he’s a Marxist in Sweden. Over a dozen posts about you being dead. The drones are in position.”
According to Nathan, assaulting someone who’s clothing you find distasteful constitutes free speech. Keep this in mind next time you see him prancing around in his queer little suit.
According to Nathan, assaulting someone who’s clothing you find distasteful constitutes free speech. Keep this in mind next time you see him prancing around in his queer little suit.
The March For Australia in Brisbane was an incredible success. Huge turnout, great energy, great optics, good speakers. Well organised and well run event. Need to build on this energy. Immigration must be the number one issue in Australian politics.
If these scum are screaming about this something is going right.
Vacations are for women. Men go on benders and that’s it. Get it together
“…most important federal government resignation letter in history…” and it’s just some dude with AIDS
“…most important federal government resignation letter in history…” and it’s just some dude with AIDS https://t.co/ziuhzNhqAQ
Financially this is the best time in decades to have kids. The looming specter of paying for college is completely gone.
Accepting death would be humanity’s greatest accomplishment.
Accepting death would be humanity’s greatest accomplishment.
Grrreat idea! I am scheduling my headaches between 11 and 11:10 AM (sometimes 5 minutes later if I am busy) and limiting my knee pain to the first two weeks in August.
Grrreat idea! I am scheduling my headaches between 11 and 11:10 AM (sometimes 5 minutes later if I am busy) and limiting my knee pain to the first two weeks in August.
For the first time in a long time I’ve got a very good feeling about my upcoming dentist appointment

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