Agile Redneck @agileredneck
Joined August 2010-
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If you’re done with your agile journey, you might be an agile redneck. // thx @nhajratw
If you create a DevOps team in your organization, you might be an agile redneck.
If you print your user stories and store them in a 2" 3-ring binder, you might be an agile redneck.
if you’re about to pay big $$ for #SAFe, but you haven’t read the agile manifesto, you might be an agile redneck. j.mp/1ifeB6I
If you think repeating "done" multiple times is different than "done", you might be an agile redneck. @az1 j.mp/15H2932
If you're not going to the #agile2013 afterparty, you might be an agile redneck.
If you try to create as many metrics as possible for your project, you might be an agile redneck.
If you're spending time arguing about requirement vs. defect vs. enhancement vs. task, you might be an agile redneck.
If you think your project has to be thoughtfully planned, actively managed, and adequately resourced, you might be an agile redneck.
If you didn't learn anything at #Agile2012, you might be an agile redneck.
If you're an agile coach but have never worked on an agile team, you might be an agile redneck. #agile2012
If your static analysis tool tells you to "Avoid Methods with a very low comment/code ratio", you might be an agile redneck.
If you bring in a coach for your dev team, a coach for your QA team, and a coach for your ops team, you might be an agile redneck.
If you ask for permission to do TDD, you might be an agile redneck. //thx @rramirez4444
If you delete your failing tests so that you can get a release ready, you might be an agile redneck.
Corollary to If your team has to fill out time sheets, you might be an agile redneck.
Corollary to If your team has to fill out time sheets, you might be an agile redneck.
If your team has to fill out time sheets in excel, you might be an agile redneck.
If you track defects for systems that haven't reached production yet, you might be an agile redneck.
If you think your software can improve without your people improving, you might be an agile redneck.
If it takes more than 5 minutes to learn how to use your agile project management tool, you might be an agile redneck.

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