Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

Minimum viable human. Alexandria, Egypt Joined March 2011

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aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat

2 years ago

what’s it called when you’re simultaneously horny and depressed

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Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

3 years ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Kan yom ebn wes5a. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

3 years ago

I'm getting tweets on my TL from ppl I don't follow. They're not liked or retweeted by anyone I know and are not recommended by Twitter. WTF.

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best of sarah snook @bestofsnook

3 years ago

babe wake up new sarah snook photos dropped

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Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

3 years ago

Shiv, how does it feel to be married to someone with two assholes?

Succession’s Tom Wambsgans out of context @tomwambsgansooc

3 years ago

Shiv, how does it feel to be married to someone with two assholes?

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The Holy Quran | Threads @Almoshafthreads

3 years ago

صول mate

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هند @UneHiind

3 years ago

المهندسين في تويتر:

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Amon @AmonOsman

3 years ago

وعشان عارفين انك وحشتك ايام زمان، لابوار السنة دي عاملالك كنافة بالأمان المادي

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Amon @AmonOsman

3 years ago

عايز كوميديا من غير تطاول ولا تفاهة ولا قلة أدب ولا اسفاف ولا مفاجأت ولا افيهات ولا مواقف ولا شخصيات مش عايز اضحك اصلا فاهم؟

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The Spectator Index @spectatorindex

3 years ago

BREAKING: Record low temperature recorded in the US as wind chill in New Hampshire drops to -105°F (-76°C).

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Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

3 years ago

Burning a symbol of love and acceptance vs burning a book that encourages violence, misogyny, and says that anyone not believing in it would burn in flames for eternity. Yeah, I see no difference lol.

Ania El Afandi آنيا @Ania27El

3 years ago

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Ahmed Waleed @ahmedwm2

3 years ago

Tomorrow, I will try to stay calm and not get on my soapbox at work and fight with people on why they're not doing their job correctly. I understand that I may be right sometimes, but that that doesn't give me the right to be condescending to ppl that sees the world different.