PolishPrincess @aintmyproblem
There is no ice cubes in my house. Why?- you ask. I forgot the recipe... ~ΣΔΤ~ΓΦ Joined April 2012-
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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
I used to be pretty funny, now the only joke that I can tell and still make people laugh is describing ratio between the hours I work and the amount of money I have.
Coworker asked me about my sandwitch, responded that it would be satysfing if it was at least 8 in long.All the sudden I'm sitting in HR...
Finding the shortest checkout line that would take up the most time should be my greatest skill tbh
Almost got into a car accident bc my hair got cought in a power window. WORST PAIN EVER!
My favorite bra just broke and now I feel like there is noone else to support me
If I rob a bank now I won't have to worry about job,food and bills for at least 10 ys whether I'm successful or not- Me driving to work
Eat a healthy meal for the first time in a month, my body went to shock. Lesson learned, stay away from healthy food.
Some of you shouldn't be really celebrating today, but worry about your 420 credit scores... smh
My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a piece of clothing to that didn't return it.
That awkward moment when it hits you that you are moving out of your house for the rest of your life...🙄
"Rose eye shadow seems to be a new color this spring, all celebrities seem to wear it.."- Me justifying my trip to sephora tomorrow
Ed Sheeran is so talented he doesn't even need a band or anything
So apparently there is some very important episode of Football tonight...
Life ain't no fairy tale people, you loose your shoes at midnight means you are drunk...
Me:dad did you know polish people got 7th place on the best looking peple in the world? Dad:I know, you just gotta look at me Lolll
Bringing doughnuts to work today for all my amazing coworkers with new years resolutions 😊😊
Wifi was down for an hour so i had to talk to my boyfriend... He seems nice.
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