🐀🏒🐀everybody's dad🔥🏀🔥 @albert_is
Creative Director of the Doonesbury Cinematic Universe Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2011-
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I am an atheist and do not believe in hell, but if there is one it's for him
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.@Spotify is there some way I cam make sure you never recommend Theo Von's stupid fucking podcast to me again like you just did? It's weird that you did considering I've never listened to him or anyone like him before and don't listen to podcasts on Spotify at all
I say “tumy rumbing” a lot
The Marlins need to bring back the Marlins Manatees, their group of big fat guys who danced at games. They ruled and I genuinely believe we would immediately improve as a team if we had them back
Every person running the Democratic party should at least resign and really should commit sepukku
It's really cool that it's impossible to use the internet without this asshole making money. And fwiw, he'd be congratulating Harris, too, because neither administration would have done a single thing to threaten the stranglehold he has on cloud computing
It's really cool that it's impossible to use the internet without this asshole making money. And fwiw, he'd be congratulating Harris, too, because neither administration would have done a single thing to threaten the stranglehold he has on cloud computing
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Trump 2020: 74,223,975 Trump 2024: 71,353,267 Difference: -2,870,708 Biden 2020: 81,283,501 Harris 2024: 66,415,656 Difference: -14,867,845 Trump actually lost support since ‘20, but Harris’ courting of Republicans (95% of whom voted for Trump!) collapsed Biden’s ‘20 coalition.
Fucked up trying to write in Jill Stein and accidentally voted for Joel Osteen so if he wins my bad that's on me
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Anybody @thefestfl wanna meet up after the prefest shows tonight for a screening of rap world?
Anybody @thefestfl wanna meet up after the prefest shows tonight for a screening of rap world?
I have been listening to a lot of Calamine (the band that did the Sealab 2021 theme song) lately and I'm approaching the point where they're honestly one of my favorite bands
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