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can someone tell this guy to blow his fuckin nose
can someone tell this guy to blow his fuckin nose
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And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer
And that, my friends, marks the official end of White Boy Summer
RFK literally sounds like he's snoring just sitting there... the picture of health
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TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq
TFW you treat your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis with Rinvoq
if you want to see some of the least funny tweets you've ever seen in your life, read these replies
if you want to see some of the least funny tweets you've ever seen in your life, read these replies
i'm sorry but James Bond needs to be British
i'm sorry but James Bond needs to be British
i guess the charade ends tomorrow when it's not a holiday weekend anymore and he still isn't speaking
meanwhile the career is The Tooth Fairy and Black Adam
meanwhile the career is The Tooth Fairy and Black Adam
i guess we're really never getting that second season of Life's Too Short. damn
i guess we're really never getting that second season of Life's Too Short. damn
he won't make it to Christmas
he won't make it to Christmas
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It is never a waste of an evening to delight in a beautiful dream 💗
It is never a waste of an evening to delight in a beautiful dream 💗
that's clearly a body double, as Donald Trump died on Wednesday
that's clearly a body double, as Donald Trump died on Wednesday
that's not him
who wrote this if he's --
who wrote this if he's --
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Hong Kong, 1964
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He died
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