Alex @alex__shoop

either im careless or I want to get caught Sonoma, CA Joined February 2012

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uR m0m @heyshadybaby96

4 months ago

Gave my landlord the silent treatment until he lowered my rent again

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Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy

4 months ago

Tap, hold and load in 4K ✨

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kelbin @pissboymcgee

4 months ago

The pothole outside my place has gotten so deep that we are getting a chance to see some history❤️❤️

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

8 months ago

nosferatu

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

8 months ago

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👸🏽💓Mother Strawberry Sativa Pharmaceutica🍓🏥 @Mae_DayJ

9 months ago

This woman may have ruined some lives today because she couldn't mind her business

MONICA PAIGE✰TPUSA @MonicaPaigeTV

9 months ago

This woman may have ruined some lives today because she couldn't mind her business

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

9 months ago

scheduling my own doctor’s appointment

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

9 months ago

who is this diva???

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Alex @alex__shoop

9 months ago

The nausea I feel when people use ‘doggo’ ‘pupper’ or ‘doge’ to talk about their dogs 🤢, can we all just speak like adults bro

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Jhas Williams-Ngongo @thejhaswilliams

10 months ago

My little brother proposed 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 and he has such good taste! Im getting an INCREDIBLE sister in law. Already writing my speech 🥰❤️ Congrats Josh & Jami!

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Dan White @atdanwhite

11 months ago

Shot my shot on Halloween

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goblin @freegoblinpics

11 months ago

a local rescue posted these photos of adoptable kittens and I am absolutely losing my mind at this guy in the corner

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

11 months ago

mice with occupations

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possum @possumman666

11 months ago

There is cheese somewhere I just know

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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy

12 months ago

unfortunately the clickhole states tees are quite good

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

a year ago

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.