alexa @alexamstanton
i dnt want to be a loser, i want to be a finder. -INSTAGRAM: alexastantoncomedy youtu.be/y9jP2i6iuD4 Joined September 2011-
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i just met a real life bull fighter!! this is NOT a disney movie!
i have tried to play pin ball on 3 different machines in Traverse City and they stole my coins and i never got to play so i would like to speak to the @traversecitystudentcouncil
wondering why tf people feel the need to STARE at me while i slam this popcorn chicken bowl in my car
Amazon is out here ruining Christmas. @JeffBezos figure out a way to keep shit a secret you bald eagle
took some cute pics of my gf in her new cowboy hat
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They're around them so much, you'd think they'd be more stable.
They're around them so much, you'd think they'd be more stable.
what is it about horse girls that makes them categorically insane? have studies been done yet?
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“I thought our shoes looked really cool.” -@alexamstanton Happy Birthday to just one of the best human beings I know. X Names for life.
“we’re in this squirrels yard now.. he’s not in ours” my girlfriend when we saw a squirrel in the woods today
if i get another clown car for a rental i stg i will… drive it but like come on
went on stage twice last night.. talked to a lot of homies.. not a single one told me about the cracked pepper in my tooth. not one. i feel slighted
there aren’t many things that give me as much anxiety as this mf gives me
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Sometimes legit just feel like giving up on everything
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