Alexa Ochoa @alexuhmishell

Dallas, TX Joined March 2014

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Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3

5 years ago

My toxic trait is subscribing to the email list for 10% off, not buying anything, then being mad when the company emails me constantly like I didn’t do it to myself.

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cal? @cal_gif

5 years ago

colleges saying they “can’t afford” to cut tuition costs for online classes like lmao just take out a loan it’s what y’all told me to do

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Holly Reilly @Hollyyreillyy

5 years ago

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

Dave @DaveSamW

5 years ago

When I say retweet this to save a life I literally MEAN retweet this to save a life

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when i say i hate all men is my boyfriend offended? no. are my male mutuals? no. is my dad? NO. why??? because they know they’re not shitty towards women and it doesn’t apply to them!!!! if you’re offended that’s on u xoxo

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Alexa Ochoa @alexuhmishell

5 years ago

Sorry but true

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Alexa Ochoa @alexuhmishell

5 years ago

Will literally never use @vrbo again!!! Cancelled a trip due to a positive Covid test and they have done nothing to ensure that we aren’t out $2000!! Absolutely ridiculous. Will never use/recommend VRBO over @Airbnb again!!!!

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1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS

5 years ago

“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall

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mal @mal__jones

5 years ago

cereal at night is better than cereal in the morning

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Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad

5 years ago

Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t

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Dex 3️⃣ @DSwims_23

5 years ago

I got allergies. Yes, Allergies still exist during a pandemic. So when i sneeze, don’t look at me like I been featured on FBI’s Most Wanted

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🦐凱蘭 Kyra @machtwotoaster

5 years ago

Is it anxiety or is it covid?? Is it allergies or is it covid??? Is it the weather changes or is it covid??? Is it my apt being dry or is it covid??? Is it bc I haven't eaten or is it covid???? Is it anxiety of not knowing or is it covid??? I hate this

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KA$HPER. @FlackoHefner

5 years ago

Y’all ever just stopped caring? Not mad or anything? Just over it

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Snitty Shainzona @coyotecreek158

5 years ago

If a mask mandate is an infringement of rights, why is controlling a uterus a function of government? Asking for a friend.

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angie @teaxtarot

5 years ago

It's so sad how I'm spending my early 20s dreaming of financial stability like "WOW imagine being able to live in a one bedroom apartment"...... as if that's not the bare fucking minimum we all deserve