Ali @alib2015

Austin, TX Joined July 2012

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Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima

3 years ago

SO THE VAJITAS AIN'T JUST EXTRA HOT WHEN THEY COME OUT?!

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nolan @anxiousdeluxe

3 years ago

good for him but he was the smelliest person I ever took a soulcycle class with

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 years ago

good for him but he was the smelliest person I ever took a soulcycle class with

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Paul Jackson @madebymagnolia

3 years ago

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

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A state record 9.6 million registered voters did not vote, breaking the previous mark of 9.3 million set in 2014. Combined with the estimated 1.4 million Texans who are eligible to vote but aren't registered, almost 11 million Texans who could have voted didn't.

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

3 years ago

This coffee won’t spill..

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Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke

3 years ago

Thanks, Harry!

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IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD

3 years ago

A US senator just openly supported the return of segregation

Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn

3 years ago

A US senator just openly supported the return of segregation

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Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK

3 years ago

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

3 years ago

UPDATE: the Uvalde killer was engaged by law enforcement outside the school *BEFORE* he went inside. More cops at schools: not the answer. Arming teachers: not the answer.

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trash jones @jzux

4 years ago

being an adult is wild because you’ll just be crying in your room and five minutes later boom you’re on a work call

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WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme

4 years ago

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arianators wildin @arianatorswildt

4 years ago

not kim kardashian listening to donda on mute 😭

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bomb voyage @Loupreme_

4 years ago

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

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Ali @alib2015

4 years ago

how do some people’s dogs have instagrams, they have no thumbs

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zan’s mom 🍒 @bimbocowgirl

4 years ago

a relationship should be 50/50 they don’t like pickles i eat their pickle for them

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🚨 Rusty Surette @KBTXRusty

4 years ago

Imagine being a social worker who picks and chooses who you want to help.

Texas Tribune @TexasTribune

4 years ago

Imagine being a social worker who picks and chooses who you want to help.

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Keely @keeleeloo

4 years ago

Pro lifers in Texas right now are like, “ah finally I no longer have to worry about something that had nothing to fucking do with me in the first place ☺️”