ali @aliiithegreat

Joined February 2014

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ali @aliiithegreat

4 days ago

Riding the shuttle to the Hollywood Bowl with my mom and I’m the only one wearing my seatbelt… she turns to me and says, “take off your seatbelt I don’t want you to have survivors guilt” 😂😂

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3 weeks ago

The girl next to me at the concert last night was singing louder than Chris Brown goddamn

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a month ago

I always know my Pilates class is gonna be good when I see the instructor outside hitting her vape before class

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a month ago

One of my favorite things in life is when my grandma accidentally calls me back to back 5 times in a row and when I call her back worried she’s like, “oh sorry I was just cleaning my phone”

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ali @aliiithegreat

2 months ago

Types of people who need to get drafted to the military: People who go to work hungover Anyone doing more than 30 minutes on the stair master Anyone I’ve dated from the years 2011-2023

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6 months ago

I AM A VICTIM (of my own actions)

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7 months ago

Anytime I ask my bf to do anything for me his response is always “hell yeah I can” and that my friends, is what I’m mf talking about!!

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7 months ago

Just met a baby named Paloma

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7 months ago

Can’t believe I’m saying this…… I found the most perfect boyfriend on the planet. It’s a miracle people!!!!

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9 months ago

A year was had!!

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10 months ago

I’ve never felt as ugly as I do when I’m sitting getting a haircut with the cape on

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10 months ago

I was home alone when I went to sleep…. But when I woke up Igy was sitting in my living room eating gushers

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10 months ago

Ashamed/impressed about how many minutes of music I listened to this year

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ali @aliiithegreat

11 months ago

The worst part about having a man sleep over is where they see my morning hair

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ali @aliiithegreat

11 months ago

Post some drugs!! Illegal shit!! Secrets!!

Dixxie Normuss @itsbaybeee

11 months ago

Post some drugs!! Illegal shit!! Secrets!!

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11 months ago

😭😭😂

Juan Toribio @juanctoribio

11 months ago

😭😭😂

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ali @aliiithegreat

12 months ago

Kept bragging that I had a lot of baby hairs cause my hair was growing but really I was just singeing my hair off with the Revlon blowdry brush this whole time…. Love that for me