Alãn @allan2k20

overwraught daydreamer and insufferable pedant Joined May 2011

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Alãn @allan2k20

5 years ago

fund (re-fund?) 3OH!3

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Alãn @allan2k20

5 years ago

brushing my teeth before zoom meetings in order to get into The Zone

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thinking about britney dropping "piece of me" in november '07, putting all of her haters in the dirt, and lighting a fire in my belly ahead of mackenzie christmas formal, a time when i needed it the most. what an anthem.

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Alãn @allan2k20

5 years ago

i'm a jack of all trades in the sense that i'm not very good at anything in particular

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Alãn @allan2k20

5 years ago

the pandemic: is it actually a gender issue, and is it actually about me? more at 5

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5 years ago

quarantine day 30 thoughts: michael phelps ripping that bong has aged EXTREMELY well

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Alãn @allan2k20

5 years ago

as far as i can tell, there are two distinct subsets of pandemic behaviour: you're either deeply engrossed in a niche hobby, or you just adopted a puppy

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Alãn @allan2k20

6 years ago

every post on instagram sucks complete ass. i should know, given that i haven't missed a single one for the past two weeks

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Alãn @allan2k20

6 years ago

i hope i survive until @isaiahrashad drops

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Alãn @allan2k20

6 years ago

boujee toronto culture is fleeing the city to wait out the pandemic at your 2.3 million dollar cottage on lake rosseau

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Alãn @allan2k20

6 years ago

i like the new jay elec, but budden's not wrong, hov DID body him on it

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Alãn @allan2k20

6 years ago

speaking as someone who played quite a bit of "pandemic 2" on addictinggames back in high school, i feel comfortable advising you all that the only safe location is madagascar