Allison @alliJsaurus
Twitter: Because it's easier than writing with Sharpie on the outside of my house, or standing in the street and yelling loudly. Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2008-
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Prince actually refused to license the use of holograms in his likeness, calling them “the most demonic thing imaginable … If I was meant to jam with Duke Ellington, we would have lived in the same age.” He would have HATED this.
Prince actually refused to license the use of holograms in his likeness, calling them “the most demonic thing imaginable … If I was meant to jam with Duke Ellington, we would have lived in the same age.” He would have HATED this.
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ICE abducting Black Americans in Chicago should be a bigger story
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You’re being lied to again. Illegal immigrants cannot receive the premium tax breaks in the ACA and Medicaid. Literally in the statute. Vance knows this but is betting you don’t. They want shutdown & want to avoid responsibility so they gaslight.
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The big temptation of our age is the temptation to let your brain become mush. Read daily. Write your own words. Shun the machines that promise to do your thinking for you. Ten years from now when millions are suffering cognitive decline, you’ll be glad you kept your mind sharp.
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Absolutely horrible
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Today they have crossed a deep red line. We, the people, must hold the president and his appointees accountable for this outrageous abuse against American liberty.
Reposting solely bc i want to remind myself later.
Reposting solely bc i want to remind myself later.
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unfortunately some great work here
We're about to cancel our Apple+ for the time being. Should I binge The Morning Show beforehand? Or nah, don't bother?
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URGENT: The gruesome reality of Canada's commercial seal slaughter is unfolding once again. Young seals face a horrifying fate—brutally bludgeoned or shot for their fur. Support our efforts to save seals and protect animals suffering worldwide: hsus.link/x040925
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Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married? Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote. Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/call-…
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Why wouldn't Lochlan clean the damn blender that's been sitting out all day before using it??? Just nasty as hell. #TheWhiteLotus
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The conservative game plan is to take pride in that which is shameful. They depend on the Democratic party to just wag a finger and and go back to business as usual and for the public to lose interest. F#@k that! This is dangerous. Tables need to flip!!!
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I say “I’m a woman” and people are like “I don’t believe you” and I’m like “Yeah, I know you don’t believe me, that’s one of the ways I know that I’m a woman!”
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I've never seen another mammal mess with a Capybara, it's kind of the universally chill fur bro to hang with
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Brilliant !!!!!
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ICE raided my sister’s home this morning. Her 3 month old was screaming as they pushed her to the ground and kept her separated from him. After searching her apartment room by room and ignoring her attempts to get information, they realized they were at the wrong address. SMH
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