Melon Musk @alvin_andme

just a bi writer who writes and talks a lot of shit. google.com.au Sydney, New South Wales Joined August 2010

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Did anyone else see the @linkinpark comment on Netflix’s Beef? @mikeshinoda

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Since the mid 90’s, we have hired trans actors to play roles with zero reference to their gender status, Alexis Arquette was just one. They just played fascinating humans. And as actors, they were glad to have real roles, not tokenist ones. Leveling playing field takes time.

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LINKIN PARK @linkinpark

3 years ago

You just had to be there 📸 @LPLive

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Got my ma a @SamsungAU watch because she needed to call people off her watch in case of another watch and she needed the EKG features that her now smart watch doesn’t have. She loves it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Why are managers always the worst customers? They literally think their shit don’t stink when they don’t get their way and aren’t accountable for their actions towards other customer service people.

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CNN @CNN

3 years ago

A winged insect found on the side of a big-box store has been identified as the rare Jurassic-era giant lacewing. While the insect used to be widespread in eastern North America, this sighting is the first one since the 1950s. cnn.it/3kIeZlM

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Why are there so many royalist bootlickers here on Twitter?

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

I’d rather shit my pants than voluntarily watch the coronation of Charles.

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Bureau of Meteorology, New South Wales @BOM_NSW

3 years ago

Thunderstorm forecast tomorrow (18/02): Severe storms possible in the SE including #SouthCoast #SouthernTablelands #SouthWestSlopes #ACT #Monaro #Illawarra #BlueMts from the late morning. Risk of damaging wind gusts (>= 90 km/h). Large hail also possible.

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The Chaser @chaser

3 years ago

Decided to drop by St Mary's cathedral to pay our lack of respects

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Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs

3 years ago

Normalize not being a dumb cunt.

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Pop Base @PopBase

3 years ago

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

.@Cobratate you shouldn’t really be bullying 19 year olds when you’re getting arrested in Romania for rape charges.

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

frohe Weihnachten 🎄🎁

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3 years ago

I feel like Elon Musk has reached the same kind of erratic behaviour that we saw in America when Trump resided in the White House.

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Dave Chapelle is and was never funny. The fact that he had Musk on stage to try and pedestal him, further reinforces this point.

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Watching @Rwlshmakeup commentary on the Mac x the Sims collab and wholeheartedly agree. It looks like my sister’s bland ass Australis palette that she’s had for years rather than a game I’ve been playing since I was 16 (I’m now 33 🥴).

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Melon Musk @alvin_andme

3 years ago

Lmao Candace Owens thinks Alyssa Milano was from One Tree Hill 🥴

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NSW Health @NSWHealth

3 years ago

COVID-19 weekly update – Friday 25 November 2022 In the 7 days to 4pm Thursday 24 November: -31,531 new cases of COVID-19 have been recorded: 13,364 rapid antigen tests (RATs) and 18,167 PCR tests -25 lives lost