Andréas @andreastamu

🇨🇩 Joined March 2009

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Andréas @andreastamu

2 months ago

Watched #HitMakersNetflix like, “Whew, glad Muni Long & Victoria Monét blew up and dodged that casting.” Yet mixed on Sevyn... She’s the Artiste to me, but happy she racked up those placements in the end tho.

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Africa First @AfricaFirsts

5 months ago

Thread of old and new photos of the current African leaders that you will enjoy seeing.🧵 1. Ibrahim Traore, President of Burkina Faso 🇧🇫

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Andréas @andreastamu

10 months ago

Dat moment when u catch wind dat an ex is now on OF & thriving on there but the deed was never good when we were together because they always checked out once they were satisfied. Last time we talked they were working for the NBA taking pictures Steph Curry etc. What happened? 🤭

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Andréas @andreastamu

10 months ago

I just opened the app!!!!

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Andréas @andreastamu

11 months ago

Dude really said my type of woman is breathing. LMAO so long as it's not a corpse he's smashing bruh 🤣🤣🤣

The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers

11 months ago

Dude really said my type of woman is breathing. LMAO so long as it's not a corpse he's smashing bruh 🤣🤣🤣

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Andréas @andreastamu

11 months ago

Someone legit asked me about an inspo quote and all I could come up with was "In the klurb, we all fam" 😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

Literally we all said in our heads "here comes the white woman tears" Hell I screamed at my TV LMAO

MOCHA 🍫♊️✊🏾 R.I.P. Mommy 7/18/2016 @BecauseOfNIKKI

a year ago

Literally we all said in our heads "here comes the white woman tears" Hell I screamed at my TV LMAO

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

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Keo @WorldstarKEO

a year ago

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

Diddy's children show up to court to support their father who's on suicide watch and could face life in prison. TMZ reporter: "I love the fashion moment, what are you wearing?" LMAO

TMZ @TMZ

a year ago

Diddy's children show up to court to support their father who's on suicide watch and could face life in prison. TMZ reporter: "I love the fashion moment, what are you wearing?" LMAO

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

I thought it was a wig lmao

Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @Hipsy_afya

a year ago

I thought it was a wig lmao

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marlon wayans @MarlonWayans

a year ago

Some people just gotta learn the hard way.

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

I knw Bruno Mars jus releasd a hit single wit da Monsters' Muvvaa bt in the back of my mind I keep thinking if he's still in debt wit that casino. Cause he needs to be out here giving us hit albums instead of being tied down performing in that casino until the debt is paid off 😭

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

I'm criiiiiiinne 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

TM: 101 🐐🇭🇹 @scandalousmimi

a year ago

I'm criiiiiiinne 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

I'm glad Stevan & Alaara did not win. They were the only two who somewhat witnessed the whole interaction between Harry & Melinda, yet they were the same two, either gaslighting Melinda to her face or discrediting her to Jess. All undeserving crass #perfectmatch #perfectmatchxtra

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

At this point, I'm starting to believe these conspiracy theorists when they say that there are much scarier important things happening around the world and the U.S. is being distracted by these random scandals such as this #NoDiddy thing. Like seriously!!!!

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

Was anybody else into this show #BeingHuman back in the day? About a ghost, a werewolf, and a vampire being roommates? 😂 Both the UK and the US versions had me in a chokehold 😭 #BeingHumanUK #BeingHumanUS

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

Nola on The Ultimatum South Africa always cracked me up with secondhand embarrassment. He always thinks he's the smartest one in the room with his constant lies. Meanwhile, it's embarrassingly the complete total opposite 😬

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

#unpopularopinion The Kardashians didn't follow the theme for the #MetGala2024 they just wore what they wanted & found explanations to relate to the theme. Maybe Kim "tried," and I emphasized, "tried." & Khlokhlo wasn't there cause probably her new face hadn't fully healed yet.

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

This low-key aged well... (For now, at least, might I add)

Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

This low-key aged well... (For now, at least, might I add)

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Andréas @andreastamu

a year ago

Somebody commented somewhere that "Kendrick's mopping the floor with what's left of Drake's wig. Megan did the kitchen, and Kendrick is doing the rest of the house." y'all... there's no comeback from this. Give it up...Drizzy, don't respond. It's over. Tomorrow's another day.