Flyingbearfishicorn @andrew102938
Joined May 2013-
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Her eyes were like brown circles with big black dots in the center.
No matter how hard you try, you can't cross breed a dog and a fish. It just doesn't work.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two humming birds, who had also never met.
The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
Inspirational quote of the day: Sh*t happens. -Forrest Gump
Whatchamacallit is actually a word in my auto correct
My new comeback to everything: Welll YOU pour juice like a 3 year old. BOOM. need some mustard for that BURN?
My Bacteria, called Zombies, just wiped out the world in 994 days! (Plague Inc.) s.ndemiccreations.com/plague/i/36ec6…
What if you hallucinate when you breath oxygen, and thats why when you hold your breath to long you black out... Suspenseful breathing
What if gorillaz and daft punk are the same people...
An argument between jack sparrow, tony stark, Sheldon cooper and jimmy fallon would be either priceless or the most expensive thing ever.
Teacher: turn in your homework assignment me: *looks at friend* Me: we had homework? Friend: Me: Teacher: [•_•] Me: (°_°) Friend: {O.o}
I am seeking to remove tags, yet alas I only haveth 20 dollars in my pocket.
"Did the humans get our message?" "Yes but they called it Dubstep and started dancing to it."
My girlfriend left me for my obsession with linkin park, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
Cigarettes are like hampsters; completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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