Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom

N 42° 2' 0'' / W 87° 59' 0'' Joined July 2007

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badcop @badcop_

a month ago

"we made it so you can talk to the computer like a person!" i don't think you understand why i got into computers in the first place

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Snapple Roan @wyatt_riot_69

a month ago

Why is the slurpee machine a computer? This is a job for a piece of paper or a sticker

retrodev⌨ @NewAgeRetroNerd

a month ago

Why is the slurpee machine a computer? This is a job for a piece of paper or a sticker

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A memecoin is a zero-sum* lottery. There is no wealth creation. Every buy order is simply matched by a sell order. And after an initial spike, the price eventually crashes and the last buyers lose everything. * It’s actually negative sum if the platform takes a cut.

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۟ @filmfae

a year ago

got stuck at the bar until 2am so my friend could flirt with the ugliest man i’ve ever seen

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Amber Jamieson @ambiej

a year ago

our review culture is killing me. i don't want to give my socks a star rating. i will not grade my doc's appt. i am not enjoying my purchase, i simply needed it

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Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar

2 years ago

tired: fix the memory leak wired: figure out how to run a cronjob with kubernetes to restart the service once a day inspired: write a function that panics and kills the service at a certain time every day which will cause kubernetes to restart the pod

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starlinechicago.bsky.social @StarLineChicago

2 years ago

Honking your horn leaving an alley doesn’t make it okay to do so at 20mph

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Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom

3 years ago

This is a first for me: got a Lyft and it’s a crew cab pickup truck.

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Andrew Bloom @andrewbloom

3 years ago

Just found a marketing email unsubscribe page that detected my ad-blocker and made me disable it to complete the process. If you built that website you should feel bad.