Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

Nerd, Barbershopper, short attention span... uh.. Nerd, Barbershopper... 4hotshots.com ÜT: 26.131595,-80.411598 Joined March 2009

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

4 years ago

Is it true that before “Star Wars, A New Hope” - @HamillHimself didn’t see a single Star Wars movie? Actors should research their roles! What would Skywalker do?!? I would have started with Empire Strikes Back ‘cause that’s where Luke has some incredible dramatic moments!

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

4 years ago

Hey, I'll be in Wales and was wondering if @AFCRichmond will be playing at the new stadium in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

#CoronavirusPandemic

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

Um. Timepiece is ranked #153 in Time Travel Fiction on Amazon! #TimepieceOnAmazon #IAmAnAuthorDangIt amazon.com/dp/B082S3TVP6/…

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

Timepiece amazon.com/dp/B082S3TVP6/… via @amazon Reynold, Nora and John are sent back in time and fulfill history!

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Eva Victor @evavictor

6 years ago

when my husband gets me a Peleton for Christmas ........

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

A joke for you @JuddApatow; Q) how can you tell when the media is lying? A) when they repeat ANYTHING the White House or the administration states verbatim!

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

Mazel Tov @GaryGulman on great Depreshin with @JuddApatow producing...

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

OMG - Old cap in Endgame was really @chrisevans without prosthetics and makeup! #AmazingActingBruv

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

6 years ago

9/11 is a day we as Americans need to remember what unites us, and anything dividing us is the enemy. So hug your neighbor no matter what their religion, political party, nor class. Because we’re the United States. #September11 #remember911 #911neverforget #WeWillNeverForget

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

7 years ago

When you have a moment @SethMacFarlane, read @StationCDRKelly’s book “Endurance”, then think of infinite plots for @TheOrville

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

7 years ago

If I said “Mischief Managed” Next to @adamlevine, I bet his tattoos would disappear... @jk_rowling

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

7 years ago

If your numbers are correct, @LibertyVittert if the President were a better negotiator, we would have saved Billions, prevented 2 million Americans from experiencing extreme financial hardship, and kept the country safer by not stressing out the people protecting us?

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Andrew Borts @andrewbytes

7 years ago

I need advice @jk_rowling, I keep asking my house elves to do laundry and accidentally free them...

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

If you have questions about beards that you only want answered in the form of songs sung to you by a bearded barbershop quartet, then we’ll see you on @OldSpice at 3PM EST//12PM PST on September 25th.