Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence
Comedian, for live bookings [email protected] Here I am on YouTube- https://t.co/JC0SlQzmPd andrewlawrencecomedy.co.uk Cancelled bin. Joined January 2009-
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🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless. youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8 #HumzaYousaf
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🎥Message from the constabulary regarding St George's Day disruption.
🎥They hate this country... youtu.be/6iqeQK-HfMA
...One man was arrested for tomfoolery, another for fart-arsing about. One further arrest was made for gammony conduct. We will exercise zero tolerance towards these chubby, middle-aged terrorists in plastic Cross of St George capes...
There's actually a lot of evidence to suggest St George was non-binary. Interestingly, The Venerable Bede referred to George as Xi/Xim in his seminal Historia Ecclesiastica- And the red cross on a white background is thought to represent the scars of xirs top surgery. #BeKind
On the school run this morning, we walked past a sewer, my eight year old said- 'It smells like the seaside'. I think we'll be doing overseas holidays from now on.
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The political buttered bread landing face down on the kitchen floor which is Scottish Politics has none other than 👇Andrew Lawrence to explain this is a highly scientific phenomena! That's right the universe at work!!! And as we all know, universal karma is WHITE!!!👇👇👇
🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless. youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8 #HumzaYousaf
@andrewlawrence One Word took down Yousaf Humza - WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE… a more racist diatribe Was never uttered in parliament.
@CountDankulaTV @andrewlawrence I thought you might be a bit pleased 😆
@andrewlawrence 💯💯💯💯Brilliant delivery as always...nice one...thanks for some great news Andrew...it's been a while! 👍
DING DONG THE RETARDS GONE
@andrewlawrence @poppyandrosey Absolutely Brilliant also true in every aspect
Unfortunately it’s not all good news 🗞️ because he was the best person unintentionally to keep Scotland in the union 🇬🇧😉
🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless. youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8 #HumzaYousaf
Brilliant, as always 🤣😂🤣
🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless. youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8 #HumzaYousaf
@andrewlawrence Nailed it again 👍🏻 he was an embarrassment of a leader, failed in every position he held.
This is the exact opposite of the Sex Pistols at the 100 Club in that everyone you can hear cheering will one day pretend they weren't there.
@ShinyShep Green Party candidate Kat Bristow is standing in Southmead Bristol. He was co- Chair of Green Party Women. He is also Black & Disabled but cannot get an NHS wheelchair, which are available for those that need them.
@andrewlawrence another diversity hire gone, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.
@andrewlawrence He should get out of Scotland too!
Fairwell to Humza Yousef. We all loved you (not).
🎥Time's Up, Humza Useless. youtu.be/wQVFeAchnx8
@andrewlawrence Yep, he has just resigned. One bit of good news. Hopefully Khan goes too.