Andrew Gargiso @andrewmichael

financial auditor pretending to know about science, finance, and politics. New York, NY Joined June 2009

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Rich @rpallarino_

6 months ago

Doesn't sound very efficient

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

6 months ago

Doesn't sound very efficient

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Alice Vaughn @RationalBlonde

7 years ago

We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states. 53 is a prime number then we can truly be one nation, indivisible

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Player 212 in Squid Games USA @MurasakiLuna

5 years ago

@MarkRuffalo The more they talk about fracking, the more convinced that I’m in hell.

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New Jersey Memes @newjerseymemes

5 years ago

the three branches of government are pork roll, egg, and cheese

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New Jersey @NJGov

5 years ago

retweet if you really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want pizza

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Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar

5 years ago

I poke fun at the idea of video game streaming as a job but it's not like my job is any less fake. I type Python code into Jupyter and it spits back numbers at me. Then I go on Zoom calls, I tell them "see these numbers? It means we can't do this thing" and they do it anyway.

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Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo

6 years ago

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

6 years ago

pretty weird how there's always a trillion dollars just lying around whenever corporations need to be bailed out but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess

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The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly

6 years ago

Balance sheet to balance sheet, it's amazing how levered corporate America is and no one seems to think this is a bad idea. I know, money is free. $INTC

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Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT

6 years ago

Hey everybody, we are at war in 3 different countries - Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria - and inching toward conflict in 2 more - Venezuela and Iran - AND WE HAVEN'T HAD A SECRETARY OF DEFENSE FOR FIVE MONTHS.

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zerohedge @zerohedge

7 years ago

Apple gives up on mobile charging before it even launched it. Will focus on such core products as credit cards instead

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God @TheTweetOfGod

7 years ago

You guys ruled half the world? Really? Unbelievable. #Brexit

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Martha Gimbel @marthagimbel

7 years ago

The Economic Report of the President has revealed that the quality of interns at CEA is much better than it was when I was there....we never got cool ones like Steve Rogers, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Aunt May, and John Cleese

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@hayesbrown.bsky.social @HayesBrown

7 years ago

Honestly this story has everything: - rich people in trouble - proof you were right about Those Rich Kids at your college - prosecution under the RICO Act - a Balkan water polo coach - a chance to yell about systemic inequality - FULL HOUSE JOKES WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR.