andrewpifko @andrewpifko

https://t.co/grUK5lvSMh. More Guns! The NRA Musical- Second City Hollywood. Daddy Issues (Netflix) andrewpifko.com Joined October 2008

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

2 months ago

“InChallah” - an Ancient Arabic/Hebrew phrase meant to bring the two groups together. Loosely translates as, “Bread Willing”

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

4 months ago

“Not today Seitan, not today” (League of Christian Carnivores) #meat #vegetarian #religion

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

Looking forward to the bad @Yelp reviews that #trump will now have to leave #sad #lookingatyouanimalcrossing #impeachment

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

A traitor to democracy, one Trump call at a time @realDonaldTrump @SethMacFarlane @SarahKSilverman washingtonpost.com/video/politics…

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

Betting 100 bucks that @realDonaldTrump will first send the #covid19 vaccine to states where he won. #Narcissist

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Fair Fight @fairfightaction

5 years ago

GEORGIA: The January 5 runoff elections for control of the U.S. Senate are fast approaching. Make your voice heard by requesting your ballot now at ballotrequest.sos.ga.gov #LetsGetItDoneAgain #gapol

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

Looks like the @GOP found a way to bring back #segregation

Shannon Bream @ShannonBream

5 years ago

Looks like the @GOP found a way to bring back #segregation

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

#Trump said he could kill one and not lose voters; here we are at 210K #americans and he takes off his mask in place of a gun. #treason #vote #BidenHarris2020

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

Wait, @realDonaldTrump is an Asymptote? Is Dr Jackson slyly telling us that #potus never comes to completion? Well played Jackson, well played. #vote #gop #biden2020

Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX

5 years ago

Wait, @realDonaldTrump is an Asymptote? Is Dr Jackson slyly telling us that #potus never comes to completion? Well played Jackson, well played. #vote #gop #biden2020

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

#rbg #vote #donate #2020Election #spinaltap #scotus @SethMacFarlane @davidplouffe @BarackObama @SarahKSilverman @jimmykimmel @StephenAtHome

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

The villain America needs #realDonaldTrump #batman #karen #vote #comedy instagram.com/tv/CEh6q_op0jy…

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

5 years ago

Really @hallmarkchannel? Don’t surf a crisis to help your bottom line; it’s pathetic.

Hallmark Channel @hallmarkchannel

5 years ago

Really @hallmarkchannel? Don’t surf a crisis to help your bottom line; it’s pathetic. https://t.co/WK06JqxDNf

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Astronauts Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley are about to launch in SpaceX’s first manned launch. If we don’t pay credence to the fact that Bob and Doug are about to TakeOff eh, then I don’t know who we are anymore. #bobanddoug #canada #hosers

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

6 years ago

If I ever want to explain the definition of ‘kvell’, I’ll simply forward them this photo of @SarahKSilverman watching @DaveChappelle at the Kennedy Center #yiddish #standupcomedy

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

6 years ago

Kung Fu Level: Epic. I will purchase Ryan Reynolds’ alcohol solely for the art of trolling, and helping out Monica Ruiz. (And not just bc he did a movie with my sister, but that’s in there)

Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds

6 years ago

Kung Fu Level: Epic. I will purchase Ryan Reynolds’ alcohol solely for the art of trolling, and helping out Monica Ruiz. (And not just bc he did a movie with my sister, but that’s in there)

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andrewpifko @andrewpifko

7 years ago

#GameofThrones, #Veep, #Barry and #LastWeekTonight are all on tonight. Has #HBO brought us the television #singularity that was prophesied eons ago? This is what happens when you finally get a picture of a #BlackHole